Man Eater (Ranko X Reader)

Chapter 6 - Girls Day

Not night because of school. So its a girls day.

Enjoy.

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Just a side note, there will be Lemon in this chapter. Warning will be posted when the time comes. And wash ya hands.

Ranko was happy to let a day go. Her and her friends used half of lunch hitting homework and an hour after class finding a free room to cram everything in one go. They were all happy to be free of any nuisances that could ruin their time off for the rest of the day. Shopping, good food, and maybe, meet a hot guy. How they would distinguish who gets him? They work it out drama free. 

Miro just put her books away in her bag. "So, after we get changed at my house where we going? Ranko you inviting John Cocksmith?"

"Cocksmith?"

"Hancock. Cocksmith. EIC. Ya know?"

Ranko shook her head. "Call him anything else than that."

"What do you call him?" Asked  Gigi.

"Just (FN)."

"I call him Chief." Gigi winked over at Miro.

"Hold on. You what?" Ranko knew something was wrong.

"I talked to him. What was I supposed to do. I told him I'm friends with you and if he wanted to hang out sometime." Gigi stated her intentions. Now to see if Ranko was going to buy into it or not. 

"As if. You're after his penis. You're not fooling anyone." Ranko was on guard.

"You started it."

"How?"

"You told us you fooled around with a cute guy who in my opinion is good looking, huge down there, and is bordering between wet behind the ears, and a cocky guy trying to get laid. So why not give Honey some sugar by giving me a wet seat to sit on."

Ranko facepalmed. "It's not what you think."

"So you lied?" Smirked Gigi.

"No. If you're trying to sit on him you'll end up hurting yourself. You probably don't even a toy big as him."

"Ohhh..." Gigi's eyes grew wide. "Ummm, still though-"

"Still what? Like I said. Laying down only. Your jaw is sore in the morning too if you go there. When you wash up you wonder how much juice-" Ranko's eyes opened wide. She just realized there was details she did not want to tell Gigi. Miro either, but Gigi made her move already. "Why are you trying to sleep with him? It's girls day. I thought we were supposed to find guys. You're inviting him?"

"Thought it couldn't hurt." Miro shrugged her shoulders thinking this was okay to do. 

"Well I feel like its kind of weird sharing a friends with benefits with my friends. I don't want to kiss the same guy as anyone. He'll just play us and I don't want anything to happen to us. Is a guy who might not be exciting to have around worth it?"

"Depends." Miro was siding with Gigi.

"He know how to plow or what is it?"

"Why plow?" Asked Ranko.

"Feed the meter? Jelly the donut? Give the pie it's filling? Put it in drive?-"

"I get it." Sighed Ranko.

"Does he know how to write with that pen or is it just a pen?"

"Mostly just a girthy pen."

"So you didn't do too much?"