jesus x reader the next season 😏

morning after😍

I open my eyes...."where's jesus?" i think to myself. I turn over he isn't in his bed like usual 🧐 ." tis confusing" I wonder. I get up and look in the mirror suddenly I realise my PHATTTTT tiddies are out. I get the sudden urge to throw up, I run to the bathroom and as u can guess, spill my guts out. jesus runs in "honey are you okay????" I wipe my mouth and look up at him.."I feel better now but that was wierd?" I brush it off and continue with my day.

NEXXTTTT DAYYYY

I wake up, sadly, and get the same urge I did yesterday I wake jesus up and he brings me into the bathroom..he holds back my hair as I repeat yesterday. he suddenly goes white.."are you okay?" he looks me dead in the eye "are- are you sure you're not.....pregnant" I think back to 3 weeks ago. that was the first time he cream pied me..."OH HELLLL NAH" I say to him. we drive to the chemist and pick up a pregnant test...both of us nervous as fuck going home. he waits outside the bathroom while I take the test.

5 MINUTES LATERRRRRR

I call him in...about to turn it over "oh shi-" it reads "positive" we both go silent. we don't talk for a few seconds "well what the fuck we gonna do now" I say. he looks back at me "bruh how defuq would I know" we discuss what to do for the next 2 hours. he wants to keep it. I wanna yeet that bitch. we come to the decision to keep it. we save up for the next few months and try to continue life as normal as possible till the 14th of November.....