jesus x reader the next season 😏

the big night💀

I wake up covered in liquid. I ask jesus "ugh did u cum on me in my sleep again" he says "....no?" we suddenly look at eachother "MY WATER" we both shout. my cramps get worse and worse. I ask him to call the midwife. he calls her and she tells us get her phat ass into hospital rn😏😩😍. so we get there and the nurse looks at my cooch. sis...that baby comin now. she rushes me to a bed and the doctor assesses me. jesus stands there awkwardly cause he doesn't like other men looking at my cooch, like the loyal man he issss😍😍😍😍😍😍.

THE BIG CHONK

I push for hours and finally that fat shit came out the nurse gave me a mirror. my cooch was ruined it looked like tree bark. jesus was sitting with the baby and his eyes were lighting up.."I.. i never knew you liked kids?" he explains how he's always wanted his own fat shit😻😻😭😭. 2 days later we decide on his name....coo chay hair. I know what ur thinking IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL the name has such a deep meaning behind it.

10 YEARS LATERRRR

we old asf but cooch is fixed😍 and dw me and jesus still fucking daily because age don't change us. the kid lowkey turned out so ugly can't even lie so we finna abort the next one we still feed the one we have rn because u know like...parenting.

sooooo ye i will update on this story in a lil while but keep reading these stories and comment what you'd like to see next and ideas for their lives. bye kiddos✌🏼