Eri stole Aizawas phone

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Dumb Ass- Hey guys, I added Mina back to the chat
Bakubitch- YOU FOOL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Mina- h3y
Bakubitch- Speak clearly, dumb ass.
Mina- Fine, bitch.
* Smol Might added Aizawa to the conversation *
Bakubitch- WHY THE HELL DID YOU ADD HIM TO THE CHAT
Smol Might- Aizawa wanted me to add him so he could monitor this chat. You remember what happened a few days ago.
(i'm talking about last chapter btw)

"Eri.. give me my phone."
"But I wanna play on it.."
"You.. you have a perfectly good tablet."
"I know."

Smol Might- I didn't know Eri was here.

"Your phone turned on, dad."
"I know. Now give it to me."
"No."

Aizawa- *random gibberish here *
Bakubitch- Um.. what?
Aizawa- *more random gibberish here *
Bakubitch- Okay, what the fuck.

"Hehe, I figured out how to type in here!"
"That's great, now can I have my phone ba-"
"Nuh uh! * giggle *"

Smol Might- I should go see what is happening.

"Hey Eri.."
"Hi Deku, I took his phone."
"That's wonderful, but can you give it back? He kind of needs it right now."
"Aww.. can I have it back after?"
"That's up to him."

Aizawa- Sorry about that
Dumb Ass- No worries
Aizawa- Also, let me say a few things while I have the chance. You will not be removing me from the chat. If you do, I will assume that you are doing something suspicious and will be asking everyone who removed me. Next, do not change my name. Lastly, Eri may sometimes take my phone, so don't mind the random gibberish she will send.
Dumb Ass- got it
Aizawa- Also, Iida. I will not tolerate choking your classmates.
Iida- Yes sir! I won't do it again!
Aizawa- That is all
Bakubitch- Can I kick Deku?
Aizawa- No
Bakubitch- DAMNIT


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{AN: wow.. that was horrible. i'm not going to lie. }

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