Shaq x Mike x Moby?

DIARRHEA

It was a warm, sunny, hot day in Houston, Texas. The birds were singing and the grass was growing. Shaq was sitting alone on his little pink porch swing with a painting of Peppa the pig, admiring the nature around his muscular large body.

* Tyrone walks his large, voluptuous, ass into the scene*

"Hey zAdDy, you look so fucking pretty today.," Tyrone says in an extremely gay voice.

"Im fucking HANDSOME bitch. Grrrr arf arf arf get out of my wolf clan," Shaq barks back cutely.

The big black man quickly shuts off his phone, "did you even pee today?"

"No.."

"Now be a good little boy and piss for me while I watch.," Shaq whispers to Tyrone's little penis.

"A-ah yes sir..." moans Tyrone's peen

Shaq then follows Tyrone's little, minuscule, infinitesimal body to the tiny restroom. Shaq overshadows the beta while he pisses for an awkward ten minutes. Shaq then wipes Tyrone's stack off and goes into his office. He opens his phone to a text message from the sender "Mike W". Even though Shaq and Tyrone's twelve year long relationship might seem as stable as a rock hard David Hasselhoff cock, it actually isn't at all.

Shaq has been secretly in love with Mike Wazowski for seven long years, but the only thing is......Mike lives all the way in New York city.

"Oh Mike I just want your thicc, juicy, vomit green ass in my oddly large mouth cave." types Shaq with widdle bittle fingows.

"Ohhhhh sHaQ, you're such a sweet beautiful chocolate man WITH AN ENORMOUS BIG. BLACK. COCK. When are you finally gonna break up with that peanut butter pickle sandwich of a man," types Mike in an extremely homosexexual gay tone.

"Soon baby boo, I'm bouta break up with his thicc ass tonight ;)," Types shaq is a very loud tone.

Shaq turns off his phone yet again, and grips the office door handle with his 12 inch long fingers, to open it. As he slowly walks out the hallways toward the living room, he sees Tyrone laying on the couch wearing this and only this.

Shaq is completely stunned by Tyrone's small sHrEk erected manhood. He charges full speed ahead, 70 miles per hour, at Tyrone. Tyrone looks up at Shaq's incredibly large tree stock of a body with a ratio of 1:607, and slowly takes off his peen shrek suit. They then have a violently loud steamy sexy time for four long hours. When shaq finally cleans himself up, he kisses Tyrone goodnight and starts packin.(penis size too ;) ) Shaq heads to the door and looks back with a nostalgic Disney Channel look in his massive eyes.

On his flight to New York he sits in aisle A seat 26, a single drop of tear drops from his eye while this song plays in his ears.

🎶In New York

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

There's nothing you can't do

Now you're in New York

These streets will make you feel brand new

Big lights will inspire you

Hear it for New York🎶

Shaq hops off the plane with 9,367 butterflies in his gallon tank of a stomach. He gets a cab, and heads over to Mike Wazowski's crib. He slowly walks up the concrete stairs and makes his way to apartment 503. He takes his 12 inch sausage fingers and knocks on the door. Mike Wazowski answers the door after shooting up 2,000 Milligrams of heroin.

"Oh hey, whatchu doing here?," Mike Wisowski says in a sexy tone.

"I-i thought you asked me to come baby boo, I left my whole world for you my vomit green slime of a husband," Shaq whispers in a 50s jazz tone

"Hey Mikey poo I thought we shoot up this last miligram together- who who who the FUCK ARE YOU," Says Sully with his furry suit of a body.

"sHaQ it's NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKEEEE I PROMISEEE!," screams Mike.

Exactly three teardrops drop from Shaq's ghirardelli chocolate face as he slowly turns away and walks out of the apartment complex. Mike screams in the background begging and pleading for Shaq to come back. Shaq ignores it and makes his way to central park.

"Welp, I'm already here, I might enjoy New York for a while," Shaq thinks to himself with his pea sized brain.

Shaq slowly walks around central park for a least a couple minutes before he feels the large intense magnetic presence of someone behind him.

"Beep beep bop boop" He hears from behind him.

Shaq turns around in a ballerina type of way when suddenly he sees Mobby behind him.

"Beep bop beep boop bop beep" Which translates to "Oh ShAQQQ turn around and let me shove my 15 inch mechanical pencil of a penis inside you" Moby beeps.

Shaq and Moby begin humping into oblivion in front of every child, woman, man, and fictional character in central park. Shaq thinks he found the one this time but little does he know Tyrone had been watching, jerking his peen off from behind a tree the whole time.