schlatt x quackity

even more lmao

quackity: where are you going babe?

schlatt: to go get ice cream or commit a felony, i'll decide on the way there

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quackity: are you a cuddler??

schlatt: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRU- yes i am....

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schlatt: *pretends to stretch arms*

schlatt: *puts his arm around quackity*

quackity: *smiles at schlatt*

dream: *watches schlatt*

dream:*looks at george next to him*

dream:*pretends to stretch* 

dream: *hits george with his elbow* *mumbles* "oh shit..."

grumpy george: DO YOU WANT TO DIE

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karl: how was the honeymoon?

quackity: schlatt got drunk and tried to rip our marriage certificate

quackity: he said "good luck trying to return me without the recipt"

quackity:i love him