A/N: The snake in the story is much larger than the one on the cover. I Photoshopped the cover myself, so it's not great. I needed something though, and I think it's good enough.
The idea for this story was commented on one of my other books by @Katherpie and I thought I should try it out. I really enjoyed writing this story, and I hope you enjoy reading it.
Title: Coffee and Constrictors
Author: Tess Crimpson
Type: Oneshot
State: Halfway done
Word Count: currently 3860
Main characters: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Warnings: None
Summary:
Harry was in a good mood that day, but he was in a good mood most days. Why shouldn't he be? He was happy. Life was good.
Then Malfoy showed up.
Quote:
"An apology?!" Harry exploded. "What the hell do you want an apology for?!"
Malfoy's frown deepened. "For running into me. For knocking me over. For ruining my affogato before I could even begin drinking it. I've got a bruise on my ass that won't be gone in three weeks, Potter."
"I don't care about your ass, Malfoy," Harry snapped.
"And I'm a crumple horned snorkack."
Harry stared at Malfoy. "What?"
"Oh, sorry." Malfoy gave Harry a very smug smirk. "I thought it was Opposite Day."
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Coffee and Constrictors
RandomHarry was in a good mood that day, but he was in a good mood most days. Why shouldn't he be? He was happy. Life was good. Then Malfoy showed up.
