*orders drink*
*someone spills the drink on me*
Boy: "OMG I am sooo sorry! I can help you clean up!"
*remebers what fanfics write*
Me: "it's fine! Do you want to go on a date with me harr-"
*stops and realizes that he is not Harry Styles*
Boy: "yeah sure I would love too!"
*mentally slaps herself*
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*20 years later*
Daughter: "Mommy how did you meet daddy?"
Me: "well...when I went to Starbucks to buy a coffee and wait To bump into Harry Styles and fall in love like fanfics say, I didn't! Instead I bumped into this fat piece of shit!"
*falls of the chair*
*yells*
Me: "DAMN YOU STUPID FANFICS!!!"
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Fanfictiona bunch of one direction stuff. i don't own any of these. all credits goes to the rightful owners.
