Ray was just doing what he always does, vibin. Head empty, brain smooth. Only horn we.
Ray picks up his phone and calls the love of his life, Toasted Toes 🥺 (are we sure they don't have a feet fetish?(
"hey mamas 🤪🥵 wanna come iver and give me that super vac gawk gawk 9000??"
Toast was silent on the other end for a few seconds "...No 😐"
Tears filled Rays eyes....this has never happened before.
"s-so no head?"
"exactly, no hea-"
Ray chucked his phone at the wall and screamed like orphans do on mothers day. He wept and wept, for no head was gonna be given to him.
Toasty arrived home a few hours later, and saw Ray sprawled out on the couch with tissues everywhere (for what? you'll never know 🥴)
"Ray?? I need to talk to you...its important"
Ray shot up quickly "gawk gawk 90-"
"no."
"oh."
Toast sighed. "I'm cheating on you."
Ray gasped like a drowning fish, "I? who?? wHO IS THIS PERSON??"
Toast looked down and slowly pulled out a thicc girthy microphone from behind their back.
"Meet Mic Daddy 🎤"
Mic Daddy spoke up with a deep ass voice "touch me 🎤"
Ray looked at Toast in disbelief.
"you cheated on me with- with HIM??"
Toast laughed maniacally "hes amazing let me show you what he can do". Toast pressed a button on Mic Daddy and he started vibrating and blasting baby shark (the remix).
"I- Where the FUCK is this going-"
Toast brought Mic Daddy 🎤 slowly to their lips, suddenly the baby shark music stopped. Then Mic Daddy spoke-
"touch me harder 🎤"
Ray watched in bewilderment as Toast brought Mic Daddy up to their lips and with a deep breath-
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