Panda of Sweg's Thoughts (Shocking Right!?)

No one's updating ;-; [It'll turn into a Rant]

I'm just on Wattpad (obviously) and now one's updating, or replying to my comments so I bored.

Now most of you will probably be like : Why don't you just read another book?

I can't. Why?

Because there are no books that catch my attention.

For example most books that look promising have this:

[WARNING RANTS AHEAD]

•Repeated I's
•uncapitalized words
•No space between period and word.It just bugs me
•*they do this to show actions*

(I'm talking about a serious book that you take time and write a chapter. Not Random, Ask & Dare, etc. Books)

•like its very annoying for me when books are like this.when names are uncapitalized.elsa and jack are perfect.
*squeals*
^Automatic no. Not about the Jelsa part.

And hate. The amount of hate the author creates. Like, I was reading this one Jelsa book and in it, Rapunzel gets in the way of Jack and Elsa's relationship. And so I read the comments and they were hating on Jackunzel. Pick in media. Names smudged so they don't get hate. But the author created so much hate, by making Rapunzel the bad one and the one who was kissing Jack instead Elsa kissing Jack.

Like the great Waffle ( wafflepandathing ) once said:

Don't throw spaghetti

So what if someone ships Jackunzel?! Doesn't mean you have to hate on them!

Guys seriously, it ain't cool. And another thing: Just because Jelsa is one of the more 'popular' ships (than Jackunzel) does not give you the right to make Rapunzel the 'mean' one in your Jelsa fanfiction. Don't make Rapunzel the 'bitch'.

Hell no. If you make her the mean one, you better rewatch (<Dat's not a word, is it?) Tangled.

Same thing goes for all the ships. For Merricup, don't make Astrid the 'mean' one.

For Eugenzel, don't make Jack the 'jerk'.

For Kristanna, don't make Hans the ass.

Oh wait, scratch that. How can you make Hans an ass when he already is one?

(Yes I admit to making Hans evil in my books because whale he's already a villain in da movie sooo)

(BTW, any Hans x [Insert name] shipper, c'mon he tried to kill Elsa and left Anna to die!)

For Javis, don't make Elsa the 'mean' one. (Dude, don't even try making Rapunzel or anyone else.)

For Jackunzel, don't make Elsa the 'mean' one.

This goes to any ship!

FOR PANDAS' SAKE, JUST MAKE UP A FRICKIN' CHARACTER!!!

For example:

Mary Anne was a popular girl, who got what she wanted when she wanted, and all the boys swoon for her. Her face was caked with too much make up always, and you could see her with Jack and Elsa. Mary Anne liked Jack- no she loved him. When Elsa went to the bathroom, she pinned him to wall and made out with him. Elsa saw and ran away crying. Jack stood helpless, seeing his crush run away, as Mary Anne continued.

✪ ♡ ✪

See? BTW Sorry to any Mary Anne's out there, this was the first name that came to mind
(Which is weird, considering I don't know any Mary Anne's)

If you feel like it, make Pitch the one who gets in their relationship.

^ Great now I'm dissing about Pelsa (Not really?)

(^ But then again, if it's a villain in the actual movie it really isn't so bad)

Shoot. Dis turned into a rant. >~<

^Whale I did warn ya.

Anyway this has been here for a week or two and I haven't gotten around to publish it.

So yea, the first rant in dis book.