Stained book 1

Wait, I'm WHAT now?!

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!" Something hurt. And I don't just mean hurt I mean HURT. "Hello? Is anybody there?" As my eyes took in everything surrounding me I soon realized, there was nothing surrounding me! "Hello? It's pitch black in here and I'm screaming in pain on the inside and it's pitch black and I'm SCREAMING IN PAIN ON THE INSIDE!!!!!"

All of a sudden that laugh that makes you want to pee your pants is back and I still can't see anything around me. " I can freaking hear you so you don't have to pretend your not here or anything just tell me why it's so dark and why my throat feels like it's about to burst into flames. "

"Normally I would tell you but I'm more interested to see what conclusions you come up with after your eyes get adjusted to the dark and you smell what I'm about to bring to you. " The voice breathed out. It sounded like he was trying to sound intimidating but was failing horribly. Instead it sounded like he is a dying seal. "Whatever. " If this guy was stupid enough to get me something to smell instead of something to make the FREAKING PAIN GO AWAY then fine by me.

A minute later he came in with the most delicious smell. "Mmm, what is that?" "His name is Fred and he will be your medicine. " He names his medicines? What kind of freak is this guy? "Here you go. " He heaved the medicine over to me. "Forgive me but he is quite big since I thought you would think its cruel to eat a child. " He just gets crazier and crazier every second!

"Where do I start?" I asked. "Fred" was pretty big and I didn't know what to do. "Right about..." He came over and started messing around with Fred. And not like that you sickos. "Here! Just bite down right where my finger is. " I did what I was told. All of a sudden the most delicious liquid started flowing into my mouth. It was like one of those times when you just ate black licorice and took a drink of water, except infinity times infinity plus another infinity times better.

In less than thirty seconds I had drank the whole Fred. "Can I have more?" "If I gave you more then you would go on a rampage and I would have to kill you. " "That's an interesting way to put it. " Can this guy be any weirder?

"Haven't your eyes adjusted to the darkness yet?" He acted like he cared about me. "Maybe. " It appears my eyes have adjusted. I took a look around. I could tell this was Dying Seal's house ( I have hereby declared that no matter what his name really is I shall call him Dying Seal). It had no windows no beds and that walls had red stuff all over it. I got up and walked to the walls. "What is this stuff?" I drew a smiley face with my finger on the wall and put my finger in my mouth. "Phew! *spitting noise* what is that? It tastes like dirt!"

"That's because it's jelly. "

"But jelly doesn't taste like dirt!"

"It does when your a vampire. "

"Well I'm not a vampire!"

"Yes you are. "

I took another look around Dying Seal's house. I spotted a dead body in front of where I was sitting. It had two teeth marks in the neck and was as pale as if it had been drained of blood. Hold on, DRAINED OF BLOOD??!!

"What did you say about vampires?" I asked in my calmest voice with my back turned on Dying Seal.

"I said that you're one. "

"Wait, I'm WHAT now?!"