Samantha's Point Of View
It's 8:00am in the morning and I felt really ill. I felt like Yura Unnie's sickness was contagious or something but I'm wishing that's not the case but unfortunately, I think that's the case. My tummy is aching like crazy, it's like there's a tornado in there.
"Maknae! What's wrong with you?" D.O Oppa suddenly entered my bedroom.
"D.O Oppa, my tummy hurts." I said as I made some exaggerated movements.
"Do you want me to massage your stomach for you?" He says while I just nodded.
"Listen here Sammiesshi's tummy." He said very seriously while raising his eyebrows.
"You better stop making Sammie feel in pain because or else I will curse you. Sammie still has to go to school to study hard, to listen carefully to her teachers, to make it to the honor roll and many more and play with her imaginary unicorns -"
"They're real D.O Oppa!" I cut him off and he just sighed and rolled his eyes.
"I meant real unicorns. Anyways, you should just cause Sammie pain after she gets home from school. Actually no, never let her feel pain at all or else something bad will happen to you. Like, I will hit you if -"
"D.O Oppa if you hit my tummy, it'll just hurt more."
"LISTEN HERE CHILD, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU AND YOUR STOMACH HERE BY PRETENDING TO BE A MENTAL HOSPITAL PATIENT TALKING TO A FREAKING TUMMY OF AN EIGHT YEAR OLD." He screamed but, it's not over yet.
"LIKE SERIOUSLY, IF SOMEONE SEES ME TALKING TO A FREAKING BODY PART THEY'LL CALL FREAKING NINE ONE ONE AND I SWEAR IF THEY DO, I WILL HUNT YOU AND SCOOP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT." You think it's over? Nope.
"I WILL CRACK YOUR HEAD AND TURN IN INTO THE NEXT SUNNY SIDE UP EGG AND FEED IT TO THE PIRANHAS. SERIOUSLY, YOU AND YOUR FREAKING UNICORNS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO APPRECIATE." Yawns, yawns, yawns.
By the way, don't tell D.O Oppa but in the middle of his rant, Baekhyun Oppa, Chen Oppa and Chanyeol Oppa went inside my bedroom to check the noise all about. Now, they're recording him.
Unfortunately, D.O Oppa heard them laughing so, he got even more furious. -_-
"YOU STUPID BACON, STUPID EGG YOLK AND STUPID HALF DINOSAUR HALF CAMEL WITH A SQUARE SHAPED HEAD, GO AWAY BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH THAT CRYBABY TAO'S WUSHU STICK."
Oh great, way to go the other Oppas. Thank you to them, D.O Oppa won't stop ranting.
YOU ARE READING
22 Jung's {EXO and Girl's Day Family Centric} Korean Version
Humor22 Jungs Is a book about 22 orphans who are all siblings and their parents left them with no money so they literally had to start from scratch. This book will teach you about being independent, responsible and family oriented. Book Cover Credits: @T...
