Warning there will be a lot of swearing lol
After you and Loona had returned back to Hell, you sad down on the couch and remembered when she kissed you. I mean does she like me? The fuck am I thinking? You'd shake your head, Loona stroking your hair softly.
"So princess, tell me, how'd you die again?" Loona would look at you with a grin. "Well it all started when I was 15 and I had a boyfriend. He was very toxic and raped me everyday without consent. So one day I decided to give up and kill him, but none other than my toxic friend killed me a few days later." You'd sigh, crossing your paws.
Loona was speechless, never hearing a word like that in her entire life. "Wow...that's insane." She'd still have a traumatized expression. "But Loona, the question is why did you kiss me?" You would laugh, sweating a small bit of remembering it. "Well I mean I sorta like you even though it's our first day meeting.." Loona would turn red, trying to hide her emotions but failing. "Wow, you? Like me?" You would shake in excitement. "FUCK YES!" You still we're happy, your tail rapidly moving with your ears.
"You accept that? After all this time you were lesbian?" Loona laughed. "Well I'm bi, Loonie." You'd give her the nickname Blitzo always called her. "Well that makes the two of us then!" She smiled back at you. Blitzo then called for you and Loona, walking into the Receptionist room he gasped as you guys were talking about relationships and how you would want it to go.
"HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER ALREADY?" Blitzo jumped back, screeching in a lady like voice. You and Loona would shrug it off, knowing Blitzo was an asshole. "Well duh mister know-it-all." Loona would laugh in her light pitched voice once more. Oh how convenient. "Well give me kids now, c'mon I gotta get back to pissing off Millie and Moxxie!" He'd fake a whine, doing the puppy eyes.
"HELL NO BLITZO I'M ASEXUAL" You'd throw a pen at him, jumping off the couch. Blitzo would yelp and throw the pen back at you. "It's okay I can just take time to get comfy." You'd shrug it off. "Soo...that'd be a yes?" He'd grin, raising his eyebrows. "NOOOOO-" And just like that, Blitzo kept pissing you and Loona off for the rest of the week.
Alright hello guys I made another chapter and soon probably in the next 3 chapters things will start to get spicy so we can try and do that today sine u wanna write that haha, anyways
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"Two Tails of Adventure" (Loona x Female Reader)
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