Dobby is in his room singing WAP but instead of saying the P word he says D for Dobby, when all of a sudden his door comes bursting open! Its .......... in a maid outfit! Gasping gargoyles!
Milestones cuz we built different :)
Master Lucius is hot. Severus Snape is hot. I'm hot, obviously 🖕🙄 It's math, duh.
I take a deep breath and start prepping the table for all the rats, and then I see it...
Master Lucius and Severus Snape. I let out a gasp and say,
"Without me?" And jump in with them. There's a lot of noise but it's over quickly, the cute men walk out to go and eat, I shoot them both a wink and finish prepping the table.
Soon enough everyone's eating, more towards the end I run off, I can't stand seeing nasty Narcissa and Master Lucius making out, or even kissing. I don't think Draco can either, I have to post something on my Snapchat, I know that Master Lucius and Severus Snape will get the message.
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I hear knocking at my door and as my mascara is still on my face, I get up and open the door and see that (cue drama) Madam Narcissa. She starts laughing and I look at her, go RUNNING at her and grab her by the hair.
"DONT start I will drag you pregnant and all." I say.
She lets out a stiff sigh and start rocking my shit, that's what she thought. I grab her by the hair and drag her, I rock HER shit. Ain't no way anyone's gonna drag ME. Bitch who the fuck am I? Hm? Dumbledor? Because that bitch got dragged 6ft below.
Narcissa starts running at me, aiming to hit my ears. I dodge and grabs her hair and throw her to the ground. I start stomping on her face and laugh at her crying in pain.
She's so pathetic it's hilarious, she looks like she's about to start crying, but I continue, I drag her towards the stairs and throw her down, so then it looks like she fell.
Draco runs out and looks like his gonna start laughing and we both make eye contact with each other and let out a big laugh at how she's sitting there practically dead, it looks almost as if she's just dead.
