Mr Oyen's life

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Today, we are interviewing Mr Oyen. 


Hello Mr Oyen! I am a journalist from esterok 25. I would like to ask you about your sad life. I heard your ex-girlfriend left you. You must be so sad. Anyways, please introduce yourself :D


"Hmm,meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow Mr Oyen. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow.. meow."


Ah, I can't believe she left you for a fat rich cat!!! I mean, you Mr Oyen, is very handsome.


"Meoooowww. Meow..meow meow meow. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWW!?!?"


IKRRR. THAT UNGRATEFUL CAT!!! If you could do one thing to get revenge on your ex-girlfriend, what would you do?


"Heh, meow meow meow meeeow. Meow meow, meow meooooooowww meow."


Wow, you are very creative!! Daym. Who do you find attractive atm?


"Well... meow meow meow meow... hehe"


A coww?? Named Bella?? Huh a playboy-


": >"


Well Mr Oyen, it is really fun interviewing you. I bet you will get many girls after i published this. Ah a  side note don't ever be a playboy Mr Oyen.


Here, a photo of Mr Oyen. Incase you wanna contact him, his no is 872 097 0496

 Incase you wanna contact him, his no is 872 097 0496

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