Once upon a time, there was a chicken who lived in a swamp filled with unigators (alligators with unicorn horns). The chicken's name was BOB (yes, it's in all capital letters). BOB was a cannibal (that means he's a chicken who eats chickens). He was a
rainbow-colored chicken with a fuschia beak and 24-carat gold feet and eyes. BOB was very ugly, but he was popular at school. His school was called Fart-Faced Chickens
High/Middle/Elementary School. BOB's favorite teacher was
Mr.Billy-Bob-Joe (yes, that's the teacher's last name). BOB was in 9th grade. BOB's favorite class was history. He loved learning about the Great Wolf Depression and the Prairie Wars. BOB's favorite food was fried chicken (again, cannibal!). BOB was born with 24-carat gold eyes. His mom almost sold him. BOB's mom was a Tyrannosaurus Rex. She was very greedy. Her name was Maybel (no, not Mabel, Maybel). BOB's dad's name was Blobward. Maybel and Blobward both died 5 days after BOB was adopted at age 5.050505050505051 million. BOB is currently 9.000000000001 billion years old. THE END.
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BOB Chronicles
RastgeleBOB is a rainbow-colored chicken with 24-carat gold feet and eyes and fuschia feet. He is a severe cannibal who dies. He is reincarnated as a human girl named Becka. To learn more read this book. Enjoy!
