Ducks are dinosaurs, they hurt people like murderous police officers. They eat cheese strings and poop gold chairs. When pugs visit each other they pin donkeys on walls. Bananas scarily fart reindeer and puke ducks. Mysteriously that's funny. Tigers build pyramids judgementally. But I am a tiger ra ra ra. If you judge pandas you will be executed publicly. Pasta deviously attacks other sauces. Pomegranate juice is tomatoey. Mouldy mushrooms are valued because the date is History. Photo frames dance around Christmas trees only when it's summer. This means it never occurs. uuuuuummmmmm time to dance!!!!
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The random but most important facts of life!
RandomLearn the most important facts of life that you need to succeed. This book will go from what food gets up to at night... To what your clothes really think of you! Enjoy! Written by Saskia, india, jasmine and ellie.
