The facts of life!!! Chapter 1

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Ducks are dinosaurs, they hurt people like murderous police officers. They eat cheese strings and poop gold chairs. When pugs visit each other they pin donkeys on walls. Bananas scarily fart reindeer and puke ducks. Mysteriously that's funny. Tigers build pyramids judgementally. But I am a tiger ra ra ra. If you judge pandas you will be executed publicly. Pasta deviously attacks other sauces. Pomegranate juice is tomatoey. Mouldy mushrooms are valued because the date is History. Photo frames dance around Christmas trees only when it's summer. This means it never occurs. uuuuuummmmmm time to dance!!!!

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