Y/n was getting ready for her date with Jane I mean gene, she put on her socks and sandals and her big ass leg warmers and started walking out the door
"Y/n where do you think you're going???" Ace started running down the stairs but he tripped over a sketchy shoe lace
"BANGBANGBOOFAJANSJAL" ace falls all the way down the stairs.
"Ugh🙄" y/n rolls her eyes and grabs aces vodka bottle that he was still drinking, "you're drunk again, go sleep"
Y/n pulls ace by his thin hair and drags him all the way to the sofa and she gives him one of paulines I mean pauls pegs to sleep with.
She then hears the peg vibrating...
Y/n quickly runs out the house and sees peter eating cat food by the door so she pats him on the head and he looks up at her and then back down and starts licking her sweaty socks
Y/n giggles "stop peterrrr I have to go, you can suck my toes later" she strokes his cheeck and he purrs aggressively and starts rubbing his head against her
She tries escaping him but he won't let go so she kicks him in the face and he falls backwards and breaks a plantpot.
5 seconds later
Paul arrives in his taxi and y/n gets in "hi Paul."
"Hi back ATCHA!" He says and starts driving
1 second later
"Hey y/n do u wanna suck my dick" Paul asks her and gives her big big puppy dog eyes
"No"
They finally arrive at the date spot and y/n quickly sucks pauls dick and gets out the taxi.
She sees gene playing tennis with Kurt cobain but Kurt pranked him so now he has piss in his hair.
What.
Y/n walks up to gene, hey baby boo boo I missed you so much, she gives him a big wet juicy slobbery kiss and he sticks his long tongue down her throat but he accidentally stuck it to far so he tasted Pauls cum from earlier but it's ok.
They went into the restaurant and sat down
"Hello welcome to sexy bexy food, how may I help you" asks the waiter
"Hi can we order two large portions of spicy chesthair and breast milk" gene says licking his juicy lips
"Oh and do you have like any genes rat hair?" Y/n asks
"Yes we do, it that everything for you" he asks
"Yes" gene growls and starts licking the table and the waiter slowly walks away.
"Look there's ozzy osbourne eating a bat lets go say hi!" Y/n stand up but gene quickly pulls her back down and whispers in her ear "no, he wears too much eyeliner people like that can ruin you"
"Ermmmm dont you wear a heap load of black eye makeup" y/n states and blinks sloooowly.
"Don't mess with me bad girl" gene smacks her on the ass but she accidentally farts but since gene is a gentleman he ignores it.
"Here is your food" the waiter gives it to them and walks away.
Y/n and gene look at each other lustfully and then wink at each other,
They then start an agressive makeout and knock over the plates of food and then they both jump on the table while rolling around and still making out with each other
Everyone screams in shock and then suddenly the table breaks which makes y/n and gene even more horny so they start fucking each other while the kids watch them and then the waiter records it and puts it on a special website....
Y/n and genes sex tape gets over 7899112 billion views and they become famous pornstars.
Ace is still sleeping with paulines peg.
