MCYT Oneshots ~ Dak0taDonut

~Incorrect Quotes - Various Ships~

~Dating Advice~

George: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips... what should I do?

Wilbur: Punch him in the stomach, and when he doubles over, you kiss him.

Tommy: Tackle him.

Technoblade: Dump him.

Sapnap: Kick him in the shin.

Dream: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!

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~Fast and Furious~

Wilbur: We've gotta get to the hospital, and we've gotta get there fast.

Technoblade: In that case, I think I should be the one to drive.

Tommy: Why you?

Technoblade: I have nothing left to live for and I drive like it.

Tommy: Okay, let's do it.

{Later, in the car...}

Everyone: *INTENSE SCREAMING AND SCREECHING*

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~A General Sense~

Phil: I think we're missing something.

Wilbur: Teamwork?

Tommy: Coordination?

Technoblade: A general sense of what we're doing?

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~It's a Love-Hate Relationship~

Dream: George?

George: What?

Dream: You kicked me in your sleep last night!

George: Who said I was asleep?

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~A Sudden Revelation~

{In the Sleepy Bois Inc. group chat}

Pigtato Man: the first person to reply to this text is gat

Pigtato Man: *gay

Pigtato Man: wait-

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~Bullying Dream~

Dream: I could kill you if I wanted to, Tommy.

Tommy: Oh, yeah? So could another human being.

Dream:

Tommy: So could a dog.

Dream:

Tommy: So could a very dedicated duck.

Dream:

Tommy: You're not special, Dream.

Dream: *slowly backs away to cry in a corner*

{Later}

Wilbur, pointing to Dream: What happened to him?

Tommy: I told him the truth.

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~Coming Out~

Eret: Wilbur... I'm bi...

Wilbur: Water's wet. Tommy's a danger-hazard. Techno's hot.

Eret: What?

Wilbur: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.