It was a fine morning, the sun was shining, the kids were laughing, and the 8th grade was playing in the gym. We were very successful in our basketball game, the teams were Nolan, Gabby, Bella, and a few others. Jean-Francois had the ball but he was trapped in a corner, with only one last thing to do in order to keep the ball he passed it to Sidney, another player on their team. He ran across the gym and tried to get it on the net, he slipped, he fell, it seemed to take forever, almost as if it were in slow motion. "Oof" he said, he hit the ground hard.
He started to cry, but Jean-Francois just laughed, Jean-Francois pulled out a knife and said "Hey Greaser, You want a haircut?" Sidney started weeping. He tried to run but Jean-Francois came closer and closer, he was fast. He kept on moving while Jean-Francois came closer, Sidney ran into the janitor's closet, he grabbed the hardest thing he could find, he reached into his pants "Frick! Gotta stop thinking about Gabby!" he yelled. So he grabbed the second hardest thing he could find. He grabbed a bucket, he ran out the closet and hit Jean-Francois over the head. He fell, but he just rose back up. "I see you're playing hard to get, I like that" He said demonically then he moaned. Sidney screamed "PLEASE, some guy stole my virginity on the street and I just got it back!!!" Sidney cried but it was no use. Jean-Francois came running faster than Usain Bolt, he grabbed Siney and began to pound, "Its mating season Sidney, lets have fun" he said. Just then Gabby and Jennifer came in, they saw Sidney and Jean-Francois clapping and moaning in the bathroom stall. "Heck yeah!" they both said. "We want in!". They then proceeded to have fun in the happy corner, all together. They had so much fun, that Sidney stayed home the next day, traumatized. He came to school the day after that, with a broken leg from all the fun...
By Jean
This is just a joke please don't take it seriously :)
