I have no life!

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Foxy(Fritz): Hey, Spell me.

Amber: Ok, M.E?

Foxy(Fritz): You forgot the D!

Amber: There's no D in ME...

Foxy(Fritz): Not yet...

Amber: (blushes)

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Amber: (walks into Crystal's room)

Crystal: You just don't believe in knocking, Do you?

Amber: (shakes head no)

Crystal: What you want now?

Amber: Our hands have fingertips, but our toes don't have toe tips, But we still can tiptoe...

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Clara: It's time to play, "Who stole the drugs?"

Crystal: Was it me?

William: Or me?

Shadow: Him.

Amber: Fu*king pink fairies everywhere!

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Amber: It's time to play, "Who's infected?"

Shadow: Is it me?

Cassidy: Or me?

Crystal: Him..

Michael: (makes weird sounds)

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William: Kids are honestly so stupid like "Oh, Let me just run right in the middle of the road." Pfft, ok...

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Shadow: Love watching the waves.

Amber: I'm in love with you Brandon.

Shadow: (unholy screams)

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Clara: Unlock the door Joseph.

Crystal: No!

Clara: You lock your door Joseph? (breaks the door)

Crystal: Aaaaaaaaaa!

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Amber: (singing) Oh my god, Look at that face!

Foxy(Fritz): If you're feeling suicidal, You've come to the right place!

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Amber: How can I get my crush, To ask me out?

Crystal: You know how everyone says to be yourself?

Amber: (nods)

Crystal: Well, Don't do that!

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Crystal: I hate you...

Clara: What's that? You don't like me? (claps) Have a nice day! (leaves)

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Clara: (singing) She got it all, Believe it! When you fall get up-

Michael and Ennard: Hey, Hey!

Clara: When you fall get up-

William(to Henry): I'm gay!

Clara: When you fall get up-

Amber: I have crippling depression...

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William: (pops out of the trashcan) I'm Gay!

Amber: (spits out her drink, laughing) oh!

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Clara: There's no such thing as ghosts.

Amber(ghost): (appears and disappears, giggling)

Clara: Ok, That's a ghost...

William: (runs away, screaming)

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Cassidy: Hi, You look nice today!

Amber: Can you not? You know I look like a fat piece of roadkill...

Cassidy: Ok, Damn!

Cassidy: You look like sh*t!

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Amber: (sighs) This is so many calories...

Chica(Susie): You are a stick, bitch!

Amber: (laughs)

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Chris: Hey guys, I just wanted to introduce you to my sister.

Amber: Hi.

Chris: (pushes Amber into the water) No one cares!

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Mangle(Lily): What time is it?

Amber: (appears) It's Muffin time!

Elizabeth: Actually it's 12:30..

Amber: Somebody kill me!

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William: Quiet girls be like...

Clara: Stop touching me, Stop touching me, Stop touching me, STOP TOUCHING ME, STOP TOUCHING ME...

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Amber: yeah, What are you gonna do about it?

Cassidy: Next time he texts me, I won't text back.

Amber: You son of a- (phone rings)

Cassidy: .......(answers phone) Hello?

Shadow: How dare you not answer my text!

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Cassidy: Everyone has a gay cousin..

Amber: Oh, I have a gay cousin.

Cassidy: ?

Amber: Wait, Oh sh*t I am the gay cousin. Oh my gawd!

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Clara: Johnny had 19 bottles of dish soap and-

Amber: Wait, Why does Johnny have so many soaps?

Crystal: Mind your business, David!

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Amber: Hey Terry want some?

Me: Is this pepsi? (throws it across the school) Yeet!

Amber: (laughs)

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