A gargantuan figure stirred in the dim darkness, slowly waking up.
It was tired, and cold and weak. All things that it hated feeling.
It -he- slowly opened his red eyes, groaning from the aches that ran throughout his whole body.
He blinked at the first thing he noticed when he took a look around his humble abode, the seal placed on his vessel's gut.
It was a bottle. A giant bottle, almost as big as he was without counting his tails.
On the flank of the bottle was a giant label that just said "sake".
Huh. Weird.
He pushed it a little, testing to see if it still had any in it.
No such luck, it was empty. Too bad, he could have used a little booze right then.
Maybe the fact that the bottle was empty explained the headache.
Was this what those meat-sacks called "having a hangover"?
Damn, he was really weak! He already felt his consciousness fading to the need for sleep. He felt like he had spent all his chakra all at once. It would take days, or weeks of rest to come back to full strength.
What happened?
He tried to remember, but the event's before he was knocked out were all confused, mixed together...he remembered a party thrown in his vessel's honour, and...
Oh no.
No no no no no no no no no! As many tails as he had, no!
"Naruto...what have you done?" he murmured before falling again into his deep slumber.
The two blondes just stared at each other, not daring to move.
Minato examined the intruder in front of him. It was probably the worst disguise ever attempted.
For starters, they clearly choose the Hokage, Minato himself.
A well known figure in the village. Not really a smart choice.
Then they got the face all wrong. Sure, it was similar, somehow, but the skin tone was wrong, and also the chin and the cheekbones. And what were those marks on the face?
Also, he was shorter than Minato. That actually offended the Yondaime.
Whoever created the disguise, either didn't have enough information or was very incapable at their job.
Also...his clothes...he looked like he just got out of bed.
And Minato would have never let himself get caught wearing orange boxers.
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Drunken Space Ninjutsu
AdventureThe day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alc...
