Dr omel walked in to the chamber holding a nasty fucking casserole like the white bitch he is. (He claps when the plane lands)
Inside the gray concrete walls was a collection of over rate not very interesting series one scps. Like 682(daisy) who was at the head of the table. There was also tacky orange tensile lining the place where the ceiling met the walls.
Carefully dr omel put his green bean casserole on the table. And takes a seat on the other end of the table next to able (the most fucking Mary sue) who is for some unexplained reasons not going apeshit.
"H-hi" dr omel says
Able ignores him and continues to talk with scp-166(her name annie) the two are talking about what makes girls attractive.
None off the food has been touched, and omel decides to serve him self. (Theres paper plates at the end of the table along with blunt sporks) 682 who had 079 on his right hand, noticed him.
"NO ONE EATS UNTIL EVERY ON GETS HERE" the well groomed lizard growled.
Dr omel put the food back. And the entirety of the 5 scps that where there glared at him. (049,079,682,166,able)
Then conversation began again
079,682,and 049 talking about dr brights and able and annie some how moved onto the best way to kill.
Dr omel spoke up "if you have to bury a body dig a vertical hole and put a dead animal over it so the police think it was a fluke on the dogs part" annie looked him in the eye
"I know."
"Now did you know that a pregnant sow can eat an entire human corpse in under two days." She continued.
"N-no" dr omel was now afraid of pigs.
"In battle you don't want to waste time dealing with corpses, its better to kill quickly than well." Able added "the fastest way to kill is to cut the spine on the neck." "However cutting a major artery an letting them bleed out"
All of a sudden the vibe got bad and 035 and 106 walked in. The brief silence was abruptly ended when the heathers intro started playing. "AYYO ITS YA BOI DYO"
And proceeded to slam a goop covered chicken on the table before taking a seat next to 049. 106 then put some orange potato with marshmallow dish on the table and took the other seat next to able dripping goop as he went.
"I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT 035 TO MAKE THE TURKEY" 682 roared. He was more angry than normal.
An:shit I forgot that 053 exists fuck
035 look at him with what could have been any emotion and said "well what did you expect?! How the fuck am I supposed to get a fucking turkey in this hell hole, chucklefuck, hmmmm?"
"WELL YOU WHERE CLEARLY ABLE TO CHARM YOUR WAY INTO GETTING A CHICKEN"
"How the hell am I supposed to cook a fucking turkey." Was 035s argument
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT CLEARLY YOU HAVE THE MEANS, SEEING AS YOU COOKED THE CHICKEN
