I'll kill you for coffee jelly😌💅🏼
♈Aries- Kusuke, experiment gone wrong, bought your family tickets to Disney World as an apology.
♉Taurus- Anpu, HA! You got killed by a cat. You don't know what you did to trigger him.
♊Gemini- Teruhashi, only one perfect pretty girl can exist.
♋Cancer- Kuboyasu, thought you were part of a rival gang.
♌Leo- Makino Aritsu, she was reciting a dark ritual and you so happened to be close by and used as a blood sacrifice.
♍Virgo- Satou Hiroshi, revenge for beating him in monopoly.
♎Libra- Toritsuka, he let a spirit possess him to look at your underwear. The spirit turned out to be a serial killer. Had to beg Saiki to help him out.
♏Scorpio- Kaidou, thought you were part of Dark Reunion.
♐Sagittarius- Mera, you touched her food.
♑Capricorn- Takahashi, don't touch his Pokémon cards.
♒Aquarius- Saiki, it was an accident Teruhashi took out his hairpins. He rewound time and fixed it.
♓Pisces- Suzumiya Hii, you got roped in her bad luck and got hit by a car when she accidentally tripped you after she tripped over a pebble.
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Saiki K. Zodiacs ☐
RandomSmall phase I'm in, but enjoy some zodiac post with characters from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K!