Trump goes into labor, so Biden rushes him to the hospital.
They get to the hospital, Trump gets rushed into the room and put into the bed. Trump is sitting there, and the doctors told him to push. Biden held onto trumps hand.
~Few hours later~
Trump finally pushes out this baby, the baby is god awful ugly and Trump says "Aww the baby is so cute" then shows Biden, Biden agrees while throwing up in the mouth.
Biden drives Trump and the ugly baby to their hot mansion. The baby gets put into its room and Biden gets scared of the cild, because he hates children and also that thing is so ugly everytime he looks at it he starts to vomit so much that his guts almost fall out.
a month later the baby is still so ugly that Biden starts to have a mental breakdown and kills himself. Trump was sad that Biden died so he also killed himself so the baby had to survive on its own, making omlets made out of his old pet cat. The end