Luke Castellan's younger sister

Ch.2 Another terrible day

A/N i will use the lyrics from the song

Luna's P.O.V

I woke up and i saw Ruben and he had goat legs. He asked "Are you ok" "yeah minus the fact that i had a dream where mom died you had some weird goat legs." " i think the politically correct term is Satyr." "yeah that makes sense." "so you aren't even upset that you're mom died?" "no honestly" "ok so I have some people for you to meet"

He took me to this place called the big house and this guy came out and started singing

"Oh, you're alive
I suppose that's good news for you
But it means a lot more paperwork for meSo don't expect me to be happy to see you
Of course, being alive is temporarySo, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours,
Things might improve. For me. Not for you. You'd be dead." a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt sang"Where am I?" i asked"Great!
You haven't been debriefed
This is way out of my pay grade
Which is saying a lot
'Cause I don't get paid Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him
Lula Castelaw is awake, so he better clip-clop over here!" he said and got my name wrong"It's Luna Castellan" i replied"Whatever!Just another terrible day
At Camp Half-Blood
Where everything's the worstJust another terrible day
When you're in charge
It's like you're cursedWell, technically I am cursed.
One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph,
And you're stuck running a summer
Camp for a bunch of needy half-bloods.""Half-blood?""Yeah, half-god, half-mortal. Does no one watch the orientation film?""Did you say half-god?""Yeah. And I half-care"
"Who's next? Silena Beauregard!""Oh, great, she's crying.""I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckendorf and we
Were holding hands and everything was totally normal and then I
Kissed him and all of a sudden he
Started growing sunflowers. Everywhere!""Look, kid
I hate to be the one to tell you
But I think that Charlie Beckendorf
Was also holding hands with a nymph
That doesn't wanna to wish you wellTo tell you the truth
The best thing is to break up with the guy'Course, who am I to give relationship
Advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol""But he loves me-""He loves you not! Next!Another terrible day
At Camp Half-Blood
Where everything's the worstJust another terrible day
I'm the god of wine
And I'm dying of thirst""Wait, did you say you're a god?""Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy.
Ah, Katie Gardner. I see you've injured your arm.""I fell off a pegasus (giggles).You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery.""Those arrows are made of wood! wood comes from trees!
I refuse to participate in any activity that
Encourages the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends-""Oh, gods
Give me Ares or Apollo
Anyone but the Demeter kids cabinNow that you blessed us
Go talk to Hephaestus
Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbingAnd stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies...
Ah, speaking of ponies.""Luna!"
"Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here?
This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and...
What is going on?""It's... complicated-""Oh kid,
You have no idea
About this place or your former mentorI don't have time
To fill you in on the details
But look, he's also a centaurGod!""I did mean to tell you...Another terrible day
([ME]: Mr. Brunner!)
At Camp Half-blood
([ME]: You're a horse!)
Where everything's the worst
([ME]: What is happening?)Another terrible day
You can hate it here
But I hated it firstJust another terrible day
Stuck with these runts
In the muck and mudAnother terrible day
Oh gods!I need a drinkEnjoy your stay
At Camp Half-blood"

After that introduction Mr. Brunner which i now call Chiron told us that we need to go and play capture the flag. then he said " Luna step forward" he called after two groups of people red and blue "this is Luna Castellan" then there were whispers which confused the heck out of me " and she's gonna need a team" "then someone said "we'll take her" and came up and said "I'm Luke son of Hermes and camp leader not necessarily in that order where's your helmet" he said. "no one gave me one" I responded "uh... Chiron still got your wheel chair kid's going to need it. You're a goner, man." I guess he sensed my uneasy ness because he said this" I'm messing with you. Smile a bit. It's good for you." Luke said. "please pass it up' when he got it I jumped up and grabbed it within a second. everyone clapped for my quick reflexes "uh...try it on. that'll protect you"

*time skip till after the game*

we had some s'mores and ate then all of a sudden a blue caduceus came above my head and apparently I was Hermes because I saw Luke and other Hermes campers congrats me then Luke said "if I ever had a brother" "yeah actually" "what if i told you my name was Luke castellan would you believe me" "yes, yes i would"

then we went to hermes cabin and Luke told me his Grand plan about the war which although it is my first day i agreed with him and asked if i can get rubin on our team and both said yes. Then Percy Jackson came in and luke gave him the shield and shoes. Then we both realized tomorrow we work for the plan.