Im walking down the street. havin a good time as i do on walks. mayb ill see a pigeon. or a raccoon. i love raccoons :]. theres a rattle comming from that garbage can over there mayb its a raccoon. mayb they need help! better go look. i go over and see, not a raccoon, but a goopy dude whos really ugly. "your not a raccoon" i say. they look at me with a mix of confusion and disgust on their face. "no shit" they reply "look im here for a reason. i have to kill you bec-" i cut them off "ause im too sexy and cool and your madly in love with me and cant handle that?" i finish the sentence for them cuz im nice like that. "no i was gonna say beca-" i cut them off again "dont lie to yourself." i do a sexy pose. "im so sexy and amazing and you want to kiss me so bad and you cant handle that so your gonna kill me." "shut the fuck up. i was going to say because your too funny and you make everyone laugh too much. thats bad for me because it makes me weaker. i have a fight on chewsday-" what the fuck. hes british. "PFTATAGAJHBSJB HDJDJAHHAHAHAHA" your dying right now. "OH MY GOD "oi bloody ell whats all this then huh? makin peepole laugh eh? on a chewsday no less. quite soggy choice of day."ODJDBDJSNSNKSJSAHAHHA YOUR BRITISH" your on the floor! its so fucking hilarious to make fun of british people lol! "ok im just going to kill you know oilright?" oh yeah. theyre planning ta kill you. rigyt when they get near you stab them with a rusty pole. "lol get jblated nerd." you say as they start spitting blood and melt into a small puddle that you jump in after. fun :].
