Sans X Nagito (SPICY 🤤😍)

A Pineapple Under The Sea

(Nagito's Point Of View) "Finally" I said to myself, I was at the house, I looked at my phone and read the instructions, everything was clear other than of course, probably the most important part, something about a green guy and a restaurant, I called him but no answer "great" i said to myself, I continue walking down Bikini bottom, I stopped at a place called the chum bucket, I assumed that that was the place I was supposed to head to, I walked in and hear something scream "a customer a customer oh my god it's a customer" I looked confused and said "hi, I need help with something and I think this is the place" the green guy looked weirdly at me with his one eye, "what?" He said confused, I showed him the text and he starts talking again "Oh so you need help with.. getting underwear from spongebobs house..?" I was embarrassed but continued, "yes" I said, he looked at me confused and he looked like he was a little disgusted, "uh ok, I can lend you something" I got excited and watched as he pulled out some sort of device thing "This is C4, it can blow up anything" I got excited and I was about to grab it out of his hand when he cut me off and backed up, "woah woah woah there, I'm not just gonna lend C4 to you" I was confused but felt the frustration built up, I slowly let it out and asked "is there anything I can do?" He looked at me with a smirk, "see that restaurant down there named the "krusty crab" and it has a lot of people" I looked and saw it, I replied with "yea what about it" he starts talking again, "there is a secret formula in there which I have been trying to get for YEARS, but it's locked away and I need you to steal it" I am so confused "how am I gonna get in there?" He gives me some sort of radio and some high-tech explosive, he points his finger to the krusty crab and I walk there, when I am inside the sound of chewing food and some sort of depressed squid with no pants reading a magazine and a crab with the most annoying footsteps known to mankind, I hear something come out the radio "talk to that squid and say "how big are those mama Milkers" he should open the door and let you in" ok what in God's name did I get myself into "uhm what the hell" I say, an instant reply almost cutting me off "just do it" the radio shut of and I said to the squid "HOW BIG ARE THEM MAMA MILKERSS" the squid responded "BIGGGGGGGGG" and the door swung open, I walked in and the radio came on "now put the C4 at the door" I did what he told, and the door fell off and the C4 dissolved, what the hell just happened I thought to myself, I walk in and there is a safe the radio came on again and said "put the code "69420" to open the safe" I said the code and the door opened, I took the formula and looked at it "penis Parmesan, fish urine, and momma Milker milk" "bro" I said to myself, I didn't even feel like questioning it and went back to the chum bucket, I gave him the formula and he gave me the C4, I put the C4 at the door and explode it, I take the underwear and return to school and met Kokichi waiting, when he saw me he was excited and told me to follow him...