Uncontrolled Fridays

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On a Thursday evening at a big white UNB bank in Oslo city center, Jan is in his nice, big, tidy boss office room.

He goes from the bank after his work time ends.

Later in Jan and his friends' medium big blue apartment, Logan opens his entry door and shows Jan out there.

Jan: Hey Logan, I just overnight with you because you're sad and are too afraid to be alone sometimes. Since you're a Capricorn. Kenny is in his cabin near Kristiansand.

Logan: Thanks. It sounds selfless and friendly. We remember you visit me for the first time in 2001.

(This flashback of 2001 begins)

In Jan's apartment, Logan comes to Jan in his tidy bedroom.

Logan sees Jan's cow udder for the first time.


Jan: I got a cow udder as puberty for paranormal bovines

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Jan: I got a cow udder as puberty for paranormal bovines.

Logan: Can I drink your udder? Is that help?

Jan: Yes, Sure.

So Logan drinks milk from Jan's cow udder.

Logan stops to drink.

Logan: Is your milk peppermint taste?

Jan: Yes. It does.

(This flashback of 2001 ends)

Jan: True, my and my dad's flavor is peppermint.

Later this night, Logan sleeps on a cozy dark-red bed. He gets licks from a strange cow.

Logan (giggles): Hey. Stop it, please.

Logan pushes the button of the black lamp to turn the light on. He drops his jaw when sees a beige dairy cow Jan who licks Logan.

Jan: Hey, Logan. It's me, Jan in my dairy cow form.

Next Saturday morning, Jan wakes up, became a dairy cow/Doberman hybrid, and is on a dairy farm

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Next Saturday morning, Jan wakes up, became a dairy cow/Doberman hybrid, and is on a dairy farm. Jan sees some dairy cows, boats in oceans, and a farmhouse.

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