JackDroid's Collection of Shorts!! 9!!

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Konata's Ramen Break Time/ Konata Gets some "Professional" Help

Konata was writing a Book report and as always she is Being Lazy As Hell! Let us see what she is doing right now, shall we!

Konata: 'Oh My God so Much work! Well, Let's see what I got so far! The!"

Konata: 'Oh My God so Much work! Well, Let's see what I got so far! The!"

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Konata: "Break Time! Yay!!!"

She then Laziness gets off her Desk and Trudges over to the Nearest Kitchen where she searches through the cabinets and found herself a Cup of Ramen Noodles. She then Cooked Herself some in the Microwave before letting it cool, adding some Soy Sauce, and Enjoying before trudges back to her Homework.

Konata: "Well Back over to it I guess..." *Sigh* "I know what to do!"

TimeSkip!

Robin: "Now why are you getting me to write this for you again?

Konata: "Because you're the smartest person I ever met!"

Robin: *Blushing* "Oh, Well I suppose that is True." 'Little does she know I'm writing it in Ancient Mesopotamian, Hehe...'

Konata/Robin: 'Sucker!'

A Drunk Psuedo-Harpy and a Drunk Ghost Girl

Perona: "You know Hic You're my best-est Friend! Your the only other girl who understands my Problem with the straw hats sometimes! Hic!"

Monet: "R-Really? I thought we were talking about Hic a Way for us to Make Ice Ghosts?"

Perona: "Hahahaha! Shut your Yap silly! You're Silly! Hic! So Silly! Sometimes I wish Hic I wish that The whole world would not have the Marines! Those Corrupt bastards are Hic Corrupt as hell! I wish they were gone!"

Monet: "You know What I wish for! Hic! I A Big Old Honeybun I would share with you and Our Man Like Hic Evenly! You know Like 3 ways!"

Perona: "Oh yeah! Y-Your a real Friend you know that!"

Monet: "I-I hic think you already said that!"

That's when Chibiusa walked by!

Chibiusa: "Go Home! You two are drunk!"

Monet/Perona: "Hic! Okay!"

They both got off their stools are ready to walk to their rooms but fall flat on to the ground and start discussing their problems again!

Chibiusa: "Sometimes I wonder if I'm only the only sane one sometimes..."

She then walks off as the two Pirate women made Drunken Banter!

To Be Continued...

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