Me: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN
John: what?
Me: You had to die to get god tier, right?
John: yeah, why do you ask-
Me: *jumps off cliff* GEROMINO!!!
John: uh-
Dave: what just happened?
John: i have no idea.
Me: *somehow survived, but is passed out*
Dave: *looks over edge of cliff* why did she-
John: how should i know?
Dave: pancakes.
John: what.
Dave: what?
John: why did you just say pancakes?
Dave: ...
Dave: i have no fucking clue.
Me: *spazzing out; basically having a seizure* YOU ARE ALL MY PUPPETS!
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dave: *slowly backs away from edge of cliff*
Dave: she has strong influence.
John: well apparently.
John: but how did she make you say-
Dave: its probably better not to ask.
John: right...
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HumorI like to write. I love Homestuck. Put those two together- And BOOM! THAT'S how a baby is born!- Wait- Nope, talking about the wrong thing. Anyway, since this is HOMESTUCK there of course will be swearing, buckets, probably sexual shiz and the whole...
