Disclaimer, i don't believe in santa Claus (in fact even as a child i didn't believe in his existence). But i have had some random thoughts about him and I'm goona share them here
I cannot be the only one who thinks that santa is a little bit creepy, why? Well because think about it? He's an old man who gets into people houses while they're asleep just give them a bunch of gifts, that might sound wholesome but the law wouldn't agree. Not to mention that he makes random children sit on his lap so they can tell him what they want for Christmas, oh! And there's a Christmas song about santa Claus that goes: ~He sees you when you're sleeping~ ~he knows when you're awake~ Bro! How dafuq does this old man know that I'm awake? And why is he watching me while I'm sleeping? Santa claus is a mf stalker if that's the case. He's creepy ✨period✨
You're still here? Oh well thanks for reading my pointless thoughts about a man who isn't real
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random sheet ft me
Randomok so this is my 1st book, this book will consist on random sheet, tags, memes ect. i only made this book for fun so don't expect much from this book
