Usagi Definitely Didn't Write The First Part of this

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Usagi: "TIS I!"

I̶ Usagi L/n Heisei, daughter of Y/n L/n Heisei and totally not the person who wrote this chapter while Rex was asleep, appeared infront of the readers with a large smile.

Usagi: "Since it's now Fall and almost Winter time, and now that No Nut November is almost over, it's starting to get Colder isn't it, right? You agree with me, don't you Y/n?"

Another in distance: "You say name Usagi?"

Usagi: "I'm not talking to you best uncle! I'm talking to the readers!"

Another in distance: "Ok!"

I̶ Usagi then turned back towards you all with a smile still on M̶y̶ her face.

Usagi: "Today I'll be showing you some tips and tricks to keep warm in these cold times! It's gonna suprise everyone! Let me just go get it..."

♡Timeskip♡

M̶y̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ Senketsu was sitting on a couch shivering as he wore his normal clothing.

Senketsu: "Brrr! It sure is cold today."

Usagi: "Cold you say?'

Senketsu: "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?"

Senketsu said as I̶ Usagi appeared from underneath the couch.

Usagi: "Where I come from and where I go does not matter! For I come to bring you precious heat you warm your freezing heart!"

Senketsu: "Really? Thanks Usagi! You know how much we Inves hate the cold. So, where's this heating thing?"

"BOTTLE BURN!"

Suddenly the a giant bucket of lava appeared above Usagi who had the build driver in hand with the Crozz Magma Knuckle ready to transform.

Senketsu: "(O_O)"

Usagi: "(OwO)"

Senketsu: "TAKE THAT OFF!"

Usagi: "WHY!?"

Senketsu: "WHY WOULDN'T YOU, ALSO WE'RE INSIDE! THAT WILL BURN DOWN THE BUILDING! WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET THAT LAVA!?"

Usagi: "Where? A Volcano of course. Haven't you heard of them?"

Senketsu: "I AM PERFECTLY AWARE! RETURN IT AT ONCE!"

Usagi: "But it's rare and perfect for heating up homes! I use it all the time!"

Senketsu: "HOW!?"

Usagi began hopping towards Senketsu happily with the giant lava holder following right behind her.

Usagi: "IT'S 100% PURE!"

Senketsu: "I'D BE CONCERNED IF IT WASN'T!"

Usagi and Senketsu stood there for a moment with Usagi offering the lava once again, only for Senketsu to quickly jump back refusing it.

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