So like first period on Monday I was outside my history class waiting to go inside and my mate Martyna was like "Yo Ben you fucking white piece of kangaroo nipple, look at the new carpet ya cunt." And I was just like "wow....rude." So after that I turned my head to look at the carpet and once I saw the blue sexiness I got a instant boner. Like my schlong had a mind of its own and started flying around in my pants. And like next period was science and I knew if I saw Miss Christoffi that my schlong wouldn't calm its tits. So I had to do something fast. I ran past everyone, ran in the class, whipped off my trousers and humped the floor. It was like 30 seconds of pure sensation. I surprised no one saw to be honest. I can't believe I did it. I gotta go the kids are walking in.
The end.
I'm surprised people WANT me to make more of these books like seriously? I mean if I was a reader of these book I would of killed the author so I don't know why you guys like it. Like I showed my books to my mum and she like disowned me right there just left me in the street alone like a stray dog.
Please donate £5 a month to help Ben get his family back.
Please have a heart and help a helpless sad child who was disowned
Thank you,
