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hoes???

i'm currently sitting in the dining room eating my cereal when my mom and grandma come in smiles on their face. which i'm surprised by cause the past couple years we've been leaving with this old hag the only words i heard my mom say is "mmm hmm" like she a zombie or some shit so this gotta be good.

"what?" i ask cause she all in my mug smiling holding my grandma's shoulders. "your grandma just got a fine young mans number." she smiles even harder showing her black gums. i laugh "60 is not young mama." i laugh even harder cause how this old hoe get a nigga.

"boy he's a young man like she said, and i get hoes don't act surprised where you think yo gay ass get it from." she says taking a seat

hoes???? please as if this bitch ain't bagging nun. i know because she's desperate for some top.
i once walked in on her making the dog lick her cooch. i told my mom and she doesn't believe me she just says "mmm hmm." rolling her eyes. now the dogs tongue is enlarged and hangs out of his mouth all day like it's swollen so i already feel bad for this old dude she done gave her number to.