Enderlie: Well, Endermen don't get sick.
Steve: What about that stomach ache that you had last year?
Enderlie: I DIDN'T KNOW ENDERMEN WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT DANDELIONS!
Enderlie: My parents are fascinated by humans.
Steve: So that's why they creepily stare me down when I come over!
Steve: Well, I can deal with a bunch of Endermen staring at me!
Enderlie:
Steve: Oh, that came out wrong...
Enderman: Walking in the store.
Old Lady: Excuse me, young man, but will you get those pickles for me? I can't reach them.
Enderman: Suuuure. That's the FIFTH one on this one trip to the GROCERY STORE!!!!!!
Old lady: JUST GET MY PICKLES. Pleeeeeeease.
Sorry this one was so short! My next one will hopefully be longer, and have Aiberlee in it!