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Enderlie: Well, Endermen don't get sick.

Steve: What about that stomach ache that you had last year?

Enderlie: I DIDN'T KNOW ENDERMEN WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT DANDELIONS!


Enderlie: My parents are fascinated by humans.

Steve: So that's why they creepily stare me down when I come over!


Steve: Well, I can deal with a bunch of Endermen staring at me!

Enderlie:

Steve: Oh, that came out wrong...


Enderman: Walking in the store.

Old Lady: Excuse me, young man, but will you get those pickles for me? I can't reach them.

Enderman: Suuuure. That's the FIFTH one on this one trip to the GROCERY STORE!!!!!!

Old lady: JUST GET MY PICKLES. Pleeeeeeease.


Sorry this one was so short! My next one will hopefully be longer, and have Aiberlee in it!

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