The Love Triangle

Chp 1

Shrek was super pretty and everyone had a crush on her, even the popular athletic boi Niiiiisecc, also the popular rich boi Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm.

They both start flirting with her to get her secc body yk where ;)

But she did not feel like it.

They became friends.

'You both are the most cringey people ever'. Shrek says

'I know I'm handsome' said Niiiiisecc, 

'no mEE' said Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

and they started hitting each other and make blow job faces.

'I make you wet' said Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, as he bit his lip and did some demonic hip thrust. 'Me first.' said Niiiiisecc as he made a 'sexy' face that looked like a donkey pooping sharp poop.

'i have standards yk' said Shrek, yawning.

The guys said 'i CeN b yEr hERo' and started the dance (stan mosta x yall)

'no you cant all you do is make blowjob faces' said Shrek, unamused.

'Thas gonna be you soon' said Niiiiisecc, winking

'you horny asses'

'at least ik i have a ass (cant relate)' said Niiiiisecc, twerking, as Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm started twerking too.

'Well igtg'

69 minutes later

Shrek felt disgostad as Niiiiisecc and Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm kissed her on the cheek, and something clicked, she ran sonic speed to her home, excited.

Le next day

She came back to the guys, after telling them to meet at the mc ronaldz

'Hi Shrek baby' said Niiiiiisecc, sticking his pink meat (his tongue-) out.

'No' said Shrek

'w a t' said both of the guys

'sigh, guys'

later.......

'YOURE PREGNANT?'

'no' says Shrek, disgostad

'then wat' asked Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

'i-i think im asexual'

'WHAT?'

'yes' said Shrek, happy.

'Now what' they sighed and looked at Shrek.

'Idk Ima adopt two cats and name them Joker and Pennywise!' said shrek

'Well okay then' said them both as they go to the pet shop with her.

3 yerz later

Shrek is at the cutest place ever, she a VIP for today for making Niiiiisecc and Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm they love each other and now they are getting married, so cute.

'I pronounce Niiiiisecc and Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm hubby and hubby. You may kiss your partner' said Y/n as Niiiiisecc and Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm kissed

And thats how the love story goes