There was once a big ass pineapple, he was just any pineapple though. He liked smoking weed. So I guess you can call him a high pineapple too. One day the pineapple was at home smoking with his buddies then there was a noise at the door. No one made a sound because they knew who it was. The pineapple police... They ran off but the big ass pineapple forgot to get the bong. He ran back as fast as he could.But it was to late. The police had him surrounded. The big ass pineapple said "it's not me bong" But before he could blink someone hit him with a sock full of butter.When he woke up he was in jail. The big ass pineapple had heard of it before but never been. One thing he remimbered not to do is drop the soap. But later that day he dropped the soap. He got raped by a big black pineapple.
