Weasley twin smut one shots

insufferable (fred weasley smut)

Warnings: Swearing, Smut 18+, Oral sex (female receiving), Fred being a tease 

You wish you knew why Fred was so popular. Sure he was funny occasionally and he was. okay at quidditch but to you he was nothing but a big headed insufferable cocky little shit. Ever since you met him in third year with that loud obnoxious personality you hated seeing him around the school. He never takes anything seriously especially his school work. He would play ridiculous jokes on your housemates that were often cruel and he wouldn't even care. Just because you were a Slytherin doesn't mean you're evil but Fred was not one to look at logic.

To him, if you were a Slytherin you were bad.

"Weasley!" You could feel the eyes on you as you stormed up to the Gryffindor table.

"Yes?" Both Fred and George say with a smirk. Rolling your eyes you stare down the two of them. One starts to fidget under your intense gaze while the other's smirk gets wider.

"You" You growl pointing at Fred. That infuriating smirk gave it away. "You are the one who spilled your potion on my friend." Fred looks up like he's pretending to think.

"She's in the hospital wing with burns and boils on her arm." Clenching your fist you resist the urge to punch him as he just smiles and shrugs his shoulders.

"Oops." A few Gryffindors laugh as he gives you a wink.

All your friend wanted was to get a good grade and Fred purposely spilled his potion on her and he wasn't even sorry! Just because he was funny doesn't give him the right to be an asshole.

"What gives you the right to walk around these halls like some pompous git?" You shout. The laughs die down as Fred cocks his eyebrow at you, clenching his fist as he listens to your angry shouting.

"All you do is play childish little pranks for laughs. You're never going to do anything with your life. You're a future ministry janitor just waiting to happen."

Turning on your heel you storm away. The table and Fred stunned at your words. The silence was broken by George choking on the pumpkin juice he was using to quiet his laughter. It wasn't often someone put his brother in his place. Fred looks around and waves off the lingering tension, quickly falling back into his joking personality. Soon it was like nothing had ever happened but inside Fred was seething with anger.

It was true that he didn't like Slytherins but he felt justified. All he ever heard from them insults against him and his family. Those pureblood Slytherins showing nothing but resentment and cruelty. He didn't mean to spill that potion on your friend it just kinda happened but he wasn't about to let someone come up and say those things to him.

Ever since your encounter with him it feels like the pranks against Slytherins had gotten more frequent. Mysterious candies that turned some of your dorm mates into birds, Robes stained different colors, pixies were released into the common room. It had the Weasley twins written all over it. Seeing them in class only made things worse.

If they even showed up that is.

Despite missing half the classes they were supposed to attend they were still top students when they wanted to be which infuriated you even more. They could be goofing off in charms and get called on and be able to answer Flitwick without hesitation. It pissed you off. You worked hard studying for your classes while these boys could do nothing and get off with a passing grade.

"Fred, Name 3 spells that can unlock something?" Fred who was too busy looking over sketches looks up to face Flitwick.

"Alohamora, Annihilare, and Dunamis Professor" He answers with a smile.