On this day, Salt Girl was created long before The Church of Salt. We mark this day to honor the one and only, true Salt Girl. On this day, we must remember the troubling times Salt Girl was going through, as this was the day she understood her position as Salt Girl and became the goddess we worship! TODAY IS THE FIRST OFFICIAL HOLY DAY OF SALT!
YOU ARE READING
THE BIBLE OF SALTISM!
HumorTHOSE WHO ARE MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF SALT MUST READ THIS BOOK!
