Monday Night is Gay Night

Pregaming

Why Edgar had planned his bachelor party on a Monday? Daniel wasn't sure but because it was a work day all the other guys had canceled and it would just be he and Edgar tonight. On Friday he would marry the love of his life, Andrea. The plan was to go go to the strip club and they wanted to pregame at home since the drinks at the club were expensive. They would already be spending hundreds on the strippers. Edgar showed up earlier than we had said. I guessed he was just excited to go. "I brought a bottle of Patron and Hennessy. We're gonna get fucked up tonight," he said as he took a shot of Patron. It was still early so they watched youtube while taking shots until the time came to leave. On the way,  Edgar turned and asked if they  could stop at a gas station. I assumed he just wanted to buy more liquor so I agreed. He went in but came back empty handed. Daniel guessed he just wanted to use the restroom, but he was wrong. When he opened the door he pulled out something from his pocket. They were condoms. "I bought these in case we get lucky," edgar said throwing a few glow in the dark condoms on Daniel's lap. It was already late when they pulled into the club but late was good. The ugliest strippers were always first eitherway. They would be getting the hottest strippers this late at night. As soon as they walked into the club they noticed it smelled like smoke and sweat. They could see there were men everywhere and as they expected they  saw some of the hottest strippers.There were big booties, big titties, small weists and as they walked by the boys they were intoxicated by their perfumes. It was dark and while they couldn't see faces, they knew this was everything they expected. They called one of them over and Edgar paid a dance for Daniel. They were both enjoying it. They each had a girl on their lap and since they had snuck in the bottles, they were taking sips straight from them. They eventually had four girls where they were and were playing games. Taking shots off the strippers' bellybuttons. Sniffing coke, one of the strippers had brought, off their titties. It was all fun but the night for Edgar was getting better. Another girl came over and asked to take him to a private room for a private dance. "Hey Daniel, I hope you don't mind but I really wanna have sex with that stripper. See you in a while?" Daniel laughed but agreed to let Edgar go have his fun. The stripper grabbed Edgar's hand and the last thing Daniel saw was her directing Edgar to a room with curtain doors.