April: Crime. It's something we take for granted. It's simply a day-to-day fact of life here in the big city.
y/n: But occasionally, a crime occurs so baffling, that even we city dwellers sit up and take notice.
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April: 3 Scientific Companies, 3 robberies. And what was stolen?
Scientist: 2 Positron Accelerators, 4 Reverse Flux Polarity Indicators, and 1 Parabolic Sine Wave Generator.
April: And What does all that equipment do?
Scientist: I have absolutely no idea.
y/n: (And this guy calls himself a Scientist?)
April: But although the missing goods are high tech, the method by which they were stolen is not.
Professor: These Incisions could only have been made with a Samurai Sword. And look at this rope, this can only be the work of Ninjas, the ancient band of Japanese Warriors.
y/n: And how can you tell that from the rope Professor?
Professor: Well look for yourself, it's made in Japan.
April: Ninjas, a thousand year old clan of assassins. Is it possible they are here in the city? We're at Technology Central to answer that question, for it maybe the next target of these mysterious burglars. I'll report as soon as anything develops. April O' Neil and y/n l/n, Happy Hour News. Back to you Jeff.
Van Driver: Come on you two, let's beat it! Nothing is going to happen here.
April: What are you, a bunch of Sissies? This is gonna be fun, right y/n?
y/n: Heck yeah it is.
Van Driver: April, y/n, we've got a Million Bucks in state of the art equipment here, I'm not gonna let it sit around in the street in the dead of the night.
~Meanwhile~
???????: *Laughs*
~Back to you~
April: We're the News Media for crying out loud! Who'd want to hurt us?
y/n: Uhhhh, Maybe them? *Points to a bunch of punks approaching them.*
April: The Camera! Get to the camera!
Camera Man: I-I think I left the iron on in my apartment! *Runs away*
Tech Man: Y-Yeah, I just remembered Roller Derby's on TV tonight. *Runs away*
Van Driver: Oh and I-I got an appointment my Dentist! *Runs away*
y/n: *Yells* COWARDS!!!
(I couldn't find an un-mutant female Rocksteady or Beebop, so just use your imagination.)
