At Saiman Says Headquarters
5th June, 2020
9:30 pm"Sala kya bawaseer faila diya hai ye chutiya" Saiman threw his Oppo f11 pro phone at Timothy who was standing by the door with worry in his eyes. Timothy was worried for Saiman.
"Saabit kya krna chahta hai ye carry? Choti si galti ke liya pura diss track nikal diya? Is he 12 years old?" Saiman said as he punched the wall but he got hurt.
"Maalik maalik aisa mat kriye. Sambhaliye apnaap ko." Timothy said as he grabbed saiman and seated him on the chair.
"Tu nahi samjhega mera dukh Timothy. Kabi kisi ne tera dil tod ke tere upar diss track banaya hai kya? Baat krta hai! Mujhe akela chor de please. Aur mere liye bhendi leke aa dher sara. Aj tera maalik 2 bje tak bhendi khaega." Saiman said as he leaned on the chair and closed his eyes. A tear formed in his eyes.
"Maalik! Kisi ne mere upar diss track nahi banaya but I know ki itna zyada bhendi khana is lethal for your health." Timothy said nervously.
"Jo bola hai vo kar varna job se nikal dunga! Bada aya logical baat krne wala. Now bring me bhendis." Saiman said as he dragged Timothy out of his room and shut the door on him.
Kisi ne sach hi bola hai. Pyaar ek dhoka hai. Mei is chamdi matter mei kiu phas gaya? Maaro mujhe maro!!!! Mei madarchod hu jo is chakkar mei apna sar ghusaya. Carryminati you broke my heart. Did you actually have feelings for me?
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"Bade tagde views aa rahe hai bhai video mei. Way better than we expected." Wily Frenzy said as he checked on the views on the computer.
"Yeah yeah whatever" Carryminati said in an uninteresting tone.
"Where is your enthusiasm bhai? We need to celebrate. Sab comments mei tujhe baap bana rahe" wily giggled.
"Kya?" Carry was confused.
"Abe sab comments mei keh rahe carry sabka baap hai. You are father of indian youtube community. Ab to thoda enthusiasm dikha." Wily laughed
"Sala meine to abi tak sex bhi nahi kiya aur baap bana diya sabka. Behenchod!" Carry sighed.
"Itna mara mara reaction kiu de raha hai tu. Child support nahi dena hoga don't worry." Wily laughed.
"Abe chutiye kuch bhi!" Carry threw his baby Yoda soft toy on wily.
"Bhai manna padega. Saare haters ko acha maza chakhaya. Inlogo ka dukan band ab. Bhut naach rahe the saale. Dikha diya ki asli baap kon." Wily said in a cocky tone.
"Haan I guess" carry sighed. Did he achieve supremacy through this diss track? Only time will tell. Suddenly his phone rang. "Itni raat ko kon phone kar raha behenchod?" Carry exclaimed.
Carry took his phone out from his pocket. And he couldn't believe his eyes. It was Saiman. Fuck! Should he pick his call or ignore it?
"Kon hai phone pe bhai?" Wily was curious.
"It's saiman" carry said
"Utha utha aur speaker pe daal. Let's see kya kehna chahta hai ye." Wily snatched the phone from carry's and and picked the call and put it on speaker.
"Hello!" Said carry in a stern voice.
"Hello.... Mei Timothy bol raha hu hospital se..... Saiman maalik ne ...... Unhone bhendi overdose kr liya hai...... Mei unko hospital le aya..... I thought you should know....." Timothy cried.
"WHAATT!!! YE KYA BOL RAHA HAI TU? KONSE HOSPITAL MEI HO?? AGAR YE KOI PRANK HAI TO SAALE TERA SPINAL CORD TOD DUNGA MEI!!!! " carry yelled at his phone.
"Nahi nahi sahab mei sach bol raha. I would never joke about this kind of thing. I think you should come. Maalik ko apki jarurat hai. Vo operation theater mei zindagi aur maut se lad rahe hai. " Cried Timothy.
"Tu tension mat le. Mei turant ata hu." Carry ran towards his alto car but wily blocked him.
"Abe kya kar raha hai. Usne bhendi overdose kiya to tu kiu mar raha? It was his choice." Wily held carry's hand.
"Even though he pulled the trigger, I loaded the gun. Ab mera haath chor nahi to tujhe yehi gaad dunga." Carry removed wily's grip and got in his alto car and raced towards the hospital in full speed like need for speed.
I am so sorry babyboy saiman! Mei is chamkandi wily ki baato mei aa gaya. I love you don't die on me!!!!! Carry thought about the romantic times his babyboy saiman and him spent.
{Flashback in second chapter.}
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