heyyy! i tried to make this chapter longer than the last one. and later on in this chapter when it has ***stars*** that means she is talking in her head to her best friend. you will meet her later on in the story. please comment, vote, & fan!!!!! i really would like some info on how to improve my story. i love yal! thanks :P
~Brittany
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Chapter 2
When we pulled into our new school everyone turned to look at us, and some of the people started gawking at our black 2011 Camaro. When we got out of the car a lot of the guys whistled at me while a lot of the girls started walking over to Kyle trying to flirt with him. We started walking to the schools front doors but were stopped when a cocky ass football player grabbed my ass. But I just turned around to see him smirking at me so I gave him my best friendliest smiles and grabbed his man parts and squeezed them a little bit, putting him in pain.
"If you ever touch my ass again, you won't be able to have sex with any of these sluts ever again" I said smiling, "understand?"
"Uh huh" he whimpered out.
"Good. So now that we understand each other, have I nice day" I said cheerfully as let go of his man parts.
'And you said something along the lines of you wouldn't be noticed or that I wouldn't have to watch out for you' Kyle said to me in my head, and I could just tell he was smirking without having to look at him.
'Today will be the only day that happens because I'm fresh meat. Once they see that I'm not a slut then they will back off' I said laughing quietly.
'Or they will like the challenge and not give up until they get into your pants' he told me as if it was obvious.
'Well I guess I will just have to let him have his way with me and then he will leave me alone' I said acting really serious.
'I mean it wouldn't be the first time that happened' I added trying really hard not to laugh when I saw the different expressions go across my brother's face.
'WHEN THE HELL DID YOU LOSE YOUR FUCKING VIRGINITY!?!?!?!?!?!?' he yelled in my mind. 'AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HAD SEX! TELL ME ALL OF THE GUYS NAMES THAT HAD SEX WITH YOU, SO I CAN GO KICK THEIR ASS FOR PRESSURING YOU!!!'
Wowwww, he seems pretty pissed off that I had "sex" with a couple of guys. Don't think I'm some kind of slut. I still got my V-card, and I'm not ready to lose it anytime soon.
**you should tell him the truth**
*What hell no! This is just too much fun to ruin it by telling him the truth right now!*
**but look at how pissed off he is that you had "sex"**
*oh you're such a party pooper*
**I'm not a party pooper! I'm just more mature... holy shit! That dude is fineee... & look he is coming your way! **
*He IS fineee! Wait how do I look**
**what you didn't believe me!?!? I can't believe this! My best friend didn't believe me when I told her there was a hot guy coming towards her! Also how the fuck should I know how you look? I can only see what you see**
*hahaha oh yeah! I forgot about that part. Wait then how did you see the hot guy and I didn't?*
**because you were too busy trying not to laugh at the look on your brothers face that you didn't see him even though you were facing him**
*oh okay. I really wish you were here with me and not back in New York*
**Yeah and if I was there, we would own that school by 2nd period**
*actually I think we could own it by 1st period like we did the other schools*
**definitely! I can't believe my dad sent me to some boarding school because of me and you being kicked out of so many schools**
*I know right! I mean we have only been kicked out of about 20 schools and it was never our fault! *
**What do you mean not our fault? We always get ourselves kicked out. Remember that one school when we sprayed blue paint on our principle then put sparkles and devil horns on him. After that we took a picture of his blue sparkly devil self and sent it to the secret service saying evil blue sparkly smurfs were coming to attack us**
*oh I definitely remember that. We got a couple of the secret agent's numbers because they thought we were hot, funny, and hot*
**you said hot twice*
*I know. I was just repeating what they pretty much said to us*
**haha yeah they did keep on calling us hot**
*yeah we had some good times*
**totally! Well I got to go, I'll talk to you again in about half an hour?**
*yeah that will be good, I don't think I could handle the first day without my right hand woman*
**you know it! I love you and don't go cheating on me with another best friend you find**
*Don't worry I won't*
'I can't believe those inconsiderate assholes had sex with you!' Kyle continued to go on about the whole "sex" thing.
"I still got my V-card, I was just joking' I yelled over top of Kyle in his head, which caused him to stop in mid thought and turn and glare at me. Then I saw a something flash across his eyes but too fast for me to recognize what it was. Slowly a grin started to spread across his face. I finally realized what it was that flashed through his eyes. He was going to get revenge, and the only way he ever got revenge was by tickling me because I hate it more than a fat kid hates exercising. But before I could get even 2 steps away he was tickling me. I fell to the ground from laughing so hard but he still continued to tickle me. Everyone gave us weird look but I didn't care if we looked dumb I needed to get Kyle to stop tickling me. So I thought of the only thing that would work.
'A gay guy is getting ready to hump your ass!' I screamed to him mentally. I've never seen him move so fast in my life. I took that as my ticket to get the hell out of there before he figures out there was no gay guy. The only thing that scares Kyle is gay guys. It happened about a year ago when my brother was humped by a gay guy. We were at the park and I was on the ground being tickled by Kyle and he was bending over because the grass was muddy and he didn't want the mud to ruin his jeans. When out of nowhere this gay dude comes running up behind Kyle and starts to hump him like crazy! Kyle tried to run away but the gay dude just ran after him. It was hilarious to watch. Eventually my mom came over with popcorn because she saw what was happening and she wanted me and her to enjoy the show aka my brother running away from a gay guy trying to hump him. We sat there for a while then decided to help Kyle. We ran over to the car unlocked the doors yelled for Kyle to come on and he jumped in the car, slammed the door, and started yelling at my mom to step on it. That was the funniest day of my life. I of course recorded the whole thing on my blackberry, and put it on YouTube without saying who it was. Turns out the gay dude saw the video and sent a message saying and I quote "that guy was hot and looked sexy as hell... I just couldn't resist doing what I tried to do. And I would do a whole lot more if I saw him again". I laughed my ass off when I read it but Kyle became scared of gay guys ever since.
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