Accidental Hero

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Izaya remained on the bed for all but five minutes. To him though, it felt like an eternity. His insides felt like they had seen medusa, he was frozen. He was turned to stone. He couldn't stop himself from remaining petrified.

The sounds of the brute in the other room instilled the idea that he was still yet alive. He couldn't move.

It was in that good while later that Shizuo returned to the room, dressed in boxers and toweling his hair dry. "Hello, Izaya-kun."

"..." Now he knew why Kasuka was silent. Having this brute as his brother would make him mute too.

The protozoan walked over and sat down, pulling the informant into his arms and lying back onto the mattress.

"Shizuo."

"Yes, Izaya."

"Stop holding me."

"You looked out of it."

"I am clearly out of it."

"Stop talking then."

"No, I think talking is helping. Let go."

"Flea, this will help you."

" The only thing this is doing is making me consider a restraining order."

"I-za-ya-kun~ No one can get you when I'm holding you."

"My poor humans, no one will be able to save me. I'll die here. Damn, I was really looking forward to the vending machine death."

"You talk far too much for your own good."

"Did you take a psychology seminar on behaviorism or something? Positive reinforcement won't work on me."

Shizuo smirked, cuddling him closer, "I'll have to look one up."

"Oh yeah, Shizu-chan. Just google it like all the other protozoans."

Remaining still, they listened to silence before Izaya tried to pull away. "Shizu-chan~"

"What?"

"Let me go."

"Izaya, why are you trying to hide so much?"

"Hmm?"

Shizuo looked at him before finally letting him go, "Night Izaya." He rolled away and fell asleep quickly, leaving Izaya glaring at him.

Stupid brute.

Idiotic monster.

Cellphone vibrating, Izaya answered it blindly, "Hello?"

"IZA-CHAN! OH MY GOD, YOU ANSWERED!" Murmuring in the background sent chills down the informant's spine.

"Hold on."

"Make him stay on the line."

Ten seconds and counting for tracking."

"Well done, Mia-chan!"

"Five."

"FOUR!"

"Three!"

Izaya hung up the phone and climbed over the brute, pulling his arms apart and climbing in between them. He snuggled in, cursing himself silently as he settled in and hid away from the world.

This was so moronic.

This was absolutely retarded.

Yes, let's encourage the blond's insisting sexual nature. That was a brilliant idea. He was just going to make this worse for himself. The monster would no doubt be worse tomorrow.

Then again, Shizuo versus fangirls...

He really needed to make a plan here.

Yes, he would figure out a way to stop the brute and the rest of Japan from thinking of him as some kind of hero. He could lay low, stay a recluse, and spread rumors of his leaving to go to America or something so that he could get rid of the fans. Then for Shizuo...

He would just have to attempt to kill him in the most radical, purely his nature method that would cause the brute to have no choice except to admit that he, Orihara Izaya, was a 'flea'.

With wonderful dreams of being chased down the streets of Ikebukuro, Izaya fell asleep in the arms of the ex-bartender.

~.~

Shizuo woke up only to find himself smirking like an idiot. Izaya was curled up against him, warm as could be. His hair in disarray, his arms wrapped around him tight, Izaya looked...

Damn, he looked so cute.

Shizuo pulled away and stood up, itching himself as he headed out to the kitchen. The whole place was quiet, the sun shining through the windows as he pulled out some milk and drank it quietly.

A small sound of footsteps brought the informant running into the room, "Shizu-chan!"

The man tumbled against him and they both went falling to the floor. Izaya curled upon him and panted. He looked down at him in what could only be relief.

"Have a nightmare?"

"Fangirls... in the window."

"Hmm?"

"Trying to sneak in."

Sounds came from the bedroom and Shizuo rolled himself and the informant over, looking over as the girls came running in. They stopped in their tracks and stared at them. "Get the hell out of my house." With that, he leaned down and pulled the informant into his arms for what had to be one of the most shocking and exciting moments the women had ever seen.

If finding out Izaya was gay once got rid of the last one, why not these women?