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storytime: when ahsoka and i pranked anakin LMFAOODJS

WHEEEEW this is a good one.

it was around the second month of my first shift. anakin, ahsoka and i were sent to tatootine to investigate a separatist "conspiracy" in mos eisley. and where there's tatooine, there's SAND🧍🏻‍♀️

anakin was already pissed off at the council for sending him back there, (it really was a dick move by the council) and ahsoka and i obviously knew about his hatred for sand. so we got an idea when we arrived.

while anakin was getting ready for landing, i pulled ahsoka to the back of the ship because i "needed help unloading." lie. when we were out of range from anakin, i told her what we were gonna do.

when we landed, anakin was literally scared to get on the sand. it was the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. he was tip-toeing n shit LMAOOOO. we walked to mos eisley, and didn't see anything. no separatists, no conspirators, nothing. anakin was even more pissed at that. when he said he was gonna look in a cantina for any leads, ahsoka and i began the best prank of all time.

ahsoka had snuck a small bag out from the ship, and hid it from anakin when we landed. while he was in the cantina, we FILLED that shit with sand. i mean like, to the very top. it weighed like 8 pounds👍🏻

the tricky part was anakin wondering what was in the bag. when we were walking back to the twilight, he tried to take it from me. i said "nope, it's girl stuff." he stopped asking LMFNSHSD. honestly he was so dumb to think that a bag that is filled up so much is "girl stuff."😐

ahsoka and i COULDNT stop laughing all the way back to the temple. like, could not stop. when we got back, we knew anakin was gonna shower right when he gets to his room because of the sand. so we got to work. while he was showering, we snuck into his quarters and filled his boots, cloak, and bed with sand. like, sand EVERYWHERE. as soon as we were done, we hid outside of his door and waited.

it wasn't even 5 minutes before anakin let out the LOUDEST scream ever. ive never heard a grown ass man scream that much in anger. i literally pissed myself laughing. pissed myself. it was all fun and games until he came out of his room. ive never seen him so mad. like, he looked like he was about to turn into vader. then ahsoka and i just BOOKED IT. we sprinted all the way to the mess hall where obi-wan was. great🧍🏻‍♀️

he obviously stopped us and asked why the hell we were running so fast, and we had to tell him. this turned into a 15 minute long lecture about decency and respect. he told us to go apologize to anakin right then. ahsoka and i were fuckin SCARED. when we got to anakins quarters, he was just sitting on his bed and staring at us. he looked genuinely upset so i went over to him and sat next to him. ahsoka apologized, and then she left.

i started to apologize, and he STOOD UP AND PUSHED ME AGAINST THE WALL. this was just straight out of a god damn fanfic. he deadass just stared me down for like a minute. then I SHIT YOU NOT, he said "you're gonna regret that later" and stepped away. he told me he'd see me later, and that was that. let's just say, "later" was really fun LMFAOKDKSNSB

i'm so scared that he's gonna prank me back and it's gonna be 10x worse😀