Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger lookin...
"Y'all let's go to McDonald'sz" y/n suggests. "Ok!🌸" Lindsay agrees. "Let's go then." Levi agrees,
The pals pull up at McDonalds in their limo at the drive through.
"May I please have a chipmunk sandwich" Levi asks the person working at the speaker thingy magiger.
He needs to get over that squirrel. It's so annoying. Ugh. I need Levi's love. Tamaki thinks. "I'll have mortadella cheese." Tamaki says. "Give me some bungee gum with a side of Gon." Hisoka says. "Oooooosssuydayooo!" Yuri says. "Legs." Y/n says. "Trump 😏" Biden says making Trump flustered. "May I please have ashes." Yoonbum asks. "Knives" illumi says. "Flower petals!🌸" Lindsay says. "Chicken nuggies!!" Alvin says. Wait a minute what. Levi swore he heard him say that. "Did you hear that?" Levi asks everybody. "Hear what?" Y/n asks. "Nevermind."
They don't pay and go pick up their food. McDonalds is super slow 😒. Wendy's is better.
They all pull up to the White House and eat their food.
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"Mmmm~ OoOooOOh gOoOooOon GOOOOON!!! bUnGee gUm cOntaInS thE pRoPertIes oF boTh rUbEr aNd gUm." Hisoka says. "Mhm" y/n says nervously.
(Y/n POV ) "Is the squirrel good bby?" I ask Levi. "Yeah butt... it reminds me of Alvin.." Bitch then why the fuck did you eat a squirrel "Cheer 🆙 you just got McDonald's bby." I tell him.
"Šæñgwœô æßhś" Yoonbum mumbles in a creepy tone. Tf.
"Osudayo!" Yuri exclaims. "Yup.😅" Yuri literally can say anything except osudayo. It's so fuqing annoying. "Kimi wa shoujo na no?" Yuri asks me. OMFG HE SAID SOMETHING THATS NOT OSUDAYO!!! I wonder what it means 🤔.
"Aren't you going to ask me if my mortadella is good? 😒" Tamaki complains. "1ś ÿœûr mœrt4d3łłæ gœ0d?" I ask him. "Yes."
"Where did illumi go?"
"The ER he ate knives." Hisoka says. That stupid bitch. "Awwwe I hope he gets better 😿" i respond.
After that there was a long moment of silence, but Lindsay just HAD to ruin it by FARTING. BITCH- "SAY EXCUSE ME RN" I yell. "WHY SHOULD I BITCH?" She yells back. "BCAUSE YOU STANKY UGLY LOOKING ASS BIG FAT BITCH!!" "UGH FINE. EXCUSE ME." "MY GAWD IT WASNT THAT HARD WASNT IT?"
"You know what's also hard😏" Hisoka asks. "What." "My-" "AHHHGGHGHHGGGGGGGHHHHH" "NO LINDSAY!" "IM GIVING BIRTG!!" "OMFG WHOS THE FATHER?!" "HISOKA" "WHAT." I look to Hisoka and he's gone. "I'm just kidding I'm not giving birth I cut my butt and now I have another butt crack and 3 booty cheeks." Lindsay explains.
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