winnie the pooh and pddington bear contemplates a better alternative than catching a train to visit christopher robin.
WARNING: contains secually indicative language!
note: wtp = winnie the pooh
pb = paddingtonbear
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winnie the pooh sat gloomily in front of a sign.
wtp: i'm afraid i can't go to sussex with christopher robin now, they don't allow bears to ride trains
paddington bear stood beside him. his brown fur did nothing to cover the playfulness in his hazelnut eyes.
pb: but pooh bear, you can ride something much more exciting than trains.
wtp: and what is that, paddington bear?
pb: it's talking to you right now.
wtp: i'm afraid i don't understand, for i am a Bear of Very Little Brain.
paddington bear gently wiped the drying splat of honey from pooh's belly.
pb: oh, winnie the pooh, you really are a silly old bear.
paddington bear looked at the ground before whispering so quietly that his words were pooh's and pooh's alone:
pb: my silly old bear.
winnie the pooh didn't exactly understand what it is he's feeling, but for all he knew, this ridable thing he's talking to right now is so sweet that he might not need honey for the rest of his life.
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Poodington One-Shots (Pooh x Paddington)
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