ɪ'ʟʟ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ & ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ

headcanons!

❋ You and Toji are both teachers at Jujutsu High. You probably met him at a fancy function, and, after striking up a conversation with him, mentioned that you were a first-year at Jujutsu High. If you hate your family so much, you'd said, why not come and study at the school with me? You'll be away from the house, at least, and you'd have a friend there!

❋ Your second meeting was no better. You were sparring with a friend, when they mentioned that the new student was staring at you. Distracted, you turned your head, and came face to face with Toji, wearing a crumpled uniform. Your distraction causes you to lose the fight, but you gain something even better – the sight of Toji smiling, laughing, imprinted on the very backs of your eyelids. You walked around with a black eye the whole day, the sound of his muffled laughter still lingering in your ears, thinking in a daze that he looks really cute when he smiles.

❋ The proposal was hilarious. A casual remark from you, saying, If you hate your last name, how about you take mine? But the very next day, you were presented with the most beautiful ring, nestled away in a velvet box, and everything inside of you uncoiled.

❋ You probably received a lot of flak from the Elders for marrying the failure of the Zenin clan – especially if you come from a prominent family as well – but you could hardly bring yourself to care.

❋ You've probably known Gojo since he was a kid as well, after accompanying Toji to see "the famous kid with the six eyes". Depending on how much you like him – or how much you want to see him suffer – you probably wrangle him into being the flower boy or the ring-bearer at the wedding. There are photos of a small, sulky Gojo, dressed to the nines in a tuxedo, and Toji isn't afraid to threaten Gojo with incriminating pictures whenever Gojo is being far too annoying.

❋ Tsumiki and Megumi are both Shamans as well. Your office is decorated with trinkets gifted to you from students and your children, as well as pictures of your children in various stages of their lives, from chubby cheeked toddlers to more worldly looking teenagers. If a visitor looks carefully, they can see pictures of a younger Gojo as well.

❋ If you can fight? Great. Sparring sessions. Wear a tight tank top and short shorts, and you won't be sparring for long. It's only a matter of time before Toji drags you some place quiet.

❋ If you're a healer and can't fight, that's fine too. Nothing's going to happen to you while Toji is around. He'll clean up the Curses while you get to work – although you have a tendency to get distracted when you see him fight.

❋ Toji's in charge of teaching the students hand-to-hand combat. You can tell when students have been sparring with him, since many of them will nurse bruises and bloodied noses as they make their way to the infirmary. More than once, you've purposely wandered by the sports field, licking your lips as you watch him fight – not to mention playfully wolf-whistling whenever he takes off his shirt. If Megumi is present, he can and will size both of you up in a sulky way only a teenager can pull off.

❋ A lot of making out in your respective offices and classrooms. Everyone in school has quickly learned to knock before entering, lest they see something they shouldn't. Many first-years have been scarred because they were unaware of the unspoken rule.

❋ A lot of affection. Soft smiles, softer glances, handholding, kissing. Even around students, which must surely make them feel like voyeurs. Constant reminders from the staff – especially Gojo, who makes it a hobby to constantly annoy Toji – to keep it PG-13. Megumi can also be relied on to break you apart whenever he deems that you and Toji are getting out of hand.

❋ All in all, a very happy and loving family, with two beautiful children!